# We're at Yellow Alert!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-at-yellow-alert/97979>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 13, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-at-yellow-alert/97979 "2002-03-13T03:21:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-at-yellow-alert/97979/21 "2002-03-15T08:19:02Z")

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So if we go to Orange Alert, does Rover spring up from the ocean floor?

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-at-yellow-alert/97979/22 "2002-03-15T22:48:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
> So if we go to Orange Alert, does Rover spring up from the ocean floor?

Nah, but the BroncoZords stampede out of their secret Virginia mountain side, George, Dick, Tom, John, and Colin morph into their spandex uniforms, them leap into them and combine to form the _Ultra Thunder Texaszord._

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