# We're being surveyed!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456 "2000-04-02T04:49:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456/1 "2000-04-02T04:49:00Z")

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What did you wish for in [the official Straight Dope User Survey](http://www.straightdope.com/user-survey/)?

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**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456/2 "2000-04-02T05:04:00Z")

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I wished for nine million articles a day…

JUST HOOK IT UP TO MY VEINS!!!1

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“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”  
_This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_

If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://talk.to%5CPiglet)

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**Author:** ![Zico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a88e4f/32.png) [@Zico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zico)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456/3 "2000-04-02T07:13:00Z")

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## Real Estate. And money. I’m nothing if not shallow.

[http://porkypies.tripod.com](http://porkypies.tripod.com)  
Lying - it’s not big and it’s not clever

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456/4 "2000-04-02T07:37:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> How many times in the past 30 days have you visited the Straight Dope website?

Heh. Heh heh heh.

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> About how much time do you spend on the Straight Dope website each time you visit?

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Man, these choices are so timid.

“More than 60 minutes.”

Yeah, I’m safe there.

- Rick

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456/5 "2000-04-02T08:07:00Z")

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I wished there was a more effective troll bait, to catch them before they multiply, but that I didn’t think it was possible.

They are just so tricky!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456/6 "2000-04-03T01:25:00Z")

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Have we tried putting a pan of water on the floor under a lamp?

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-being-surveyed/15456/7 "2000-04-03T01:57:00Z")

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Kicking this back up to the top. I almost missed it!