# We're early, we're early and it ain't so important... a pointless MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 5, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978 "2010-04-05T02:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/201 "2010-04-11T19:13:52Z")
Ummm, yeah, **Nava** , the way I figure it, woods are both an orgy and the results of an orgy. Back from church, brunch, and gardening at church. We planted the first of the Easter tulips and removed the annoying seedlings (we get lots if we don’t vacuum in the fall). We already had two generations of tulips blooming and looking really nice and the new ones are going to make it look spectacular next year. There’s one more set of tulips still blooming indoors. We’ll throw those in in a couple weeks. Now I’ve got to get out in my own garden and get a bunch done. I suspect my motivation is actually avoidance of doing taxes, but…hey, if it gets the gardening done…I can do taxes after dark. Off I go. Back with pics later. GT ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/202 "2010-04-11T19:40:36Z")
More or less. And having lived in (northeast) Georgia I know what it’s like having my blue car look greenish because there’s so much damn pollen on it. I hope the trees had fun because I didn’t! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/203 "2010-04-11T19:42:29Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Given that it’s sort of a group thing, does tree sex turn the woods into an orgy? The absolute definition of clusterf\*ck… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/204 "2010-04-11T22:55:46Z")
Well, ya know, trees gotta do it too, I guess. 😃 I have napped, messed on facebook, read the paper and am now contemplatin’ either makin’ a sammich or soakin’ in the tub. I mean, both will happen, I just can’t decide which one to do first. I hate these oh so difficult decisions! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/205 "2010-04-11T23:19:21Z")
make the sandwich, eat it while soaking in the tub - that way, if you drip any mustard, you can wash it right off. Who’s up tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/206 "2010-04-12T00:12:26Z")
**Rosie** I did it almost that way. I made the sammich, ate it, then soaked in the tub whilst sippin’ upon a glass of wine. I don’t know why it is but, the best glass of wine is the glass one sips whilst lollin’ in the tub. Oh and you know what they say about those that ask questions such as the question you asked… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/207 "2010-04-12T00:35:08Z")
**I HATE TAXES. :mad::mad::mad:** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/208 "2010-04-12T00:41:25Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > **I HATE TAXES. :mad::mad::mad:** That’s mean **BBBobbio**! You’ll hurt **Rebo’s** feelin’s! Oh wait… TAXES. Nevermind! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/209 "2010-04-12T01:54:03Z")
Heh. I read it as Texas, too. Sorry, **Bobbio**. I can get us started for the week, if no one else wants to. Might wait till morning, though… Spent the whole day outside, first in the garden at church, then here at home. It was gorgeous out and perfect weather for garden clean-up and starting to move a few perennials around. Dinner was ice cream (what? I earned it!). Now I’m going to take some ibuprofen so that I’m mobile tomorrow and off to knit I go. Hugs. GT ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/210 "2010-04-12T02:07:20Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Rosie** I did it almost that way. I made the sammich, ate it, then soaked in the tub whilst sippin’ upon a glass of wine. I don’t know why it is but, the best glass of wine is the glass one sips whilst lollin’ in the tub. > > Oh and you know what they say about those that ask questions such as the question you asked… I started _this_ week’s it’s your turn again. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/211 "2010-04-12T02:12:04Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Speakin’ of ribeyes, Speaking of cowflesh ------ I got some shoulder steaks cheap and decided to try a new trick. I have a “side by smoker” with the fire box to the left of the smoke box. I put the steaks in a broiler pan, set that on one of the smoker racks, gave them ap 45 minutes at 225-250 and then finished them off on the grill part over the fire. Came out very tasty and super-tender for being cheap meet. No real spice other than the apple wood, hickory and a can of beer in the bottom of the broiler. > [@Tupug\_Anachi](#): > > I made stuffed peppers for din-din last night. They were very tasty I use V-8 juice for sauce which IMO is far superior to plain tomato sauce. Tonight will be steak on the grill a la **swampy**. > > Altogether a beautiful weekend. > > Tupug I like V8 with just a touch of kraut juice added to it for my stuffed peppers. For Stuffed Cabbage I reverse it and add just a touch of V8 to the kraut. > [@Nava](#): > > Given that it’s sort of a group thing, does tree sex turn the woods into an orgy? And just what would “doggy-wood style” look like? These and other questions could come up as drifts in the next episode of And the Monday Morning Post Turns. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/212 "2010-04-12T02:17:51Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > **I HATE TAXES. :mad::mad::mad:** I’m about to start mine. I have NOTHING from my employer, he never paid any of his part or withheld anything. This’ll be fuuuuunnn. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/213 "2010-04-12T02:55:10Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I started _this_ week’s it’s your turn again. I’ve got us covered, **rosie**. New MMP will be up in a few. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978/214 "2010-04-12T03:15:07Z")
New MMP [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=559357). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-early-were-early-and-it-aint-so-important-a-pointless-mmp/534978.md?page=10)