# We're having a baby!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 16, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937 "2007-07-16T04:23:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/41 "2007-07-19T02:11:05Z")

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Congratulations on your baby! Pictures!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/42 "2007-07-19T02:17:52Z")

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8 pounds! In a NICUnit? That kid musta looked like a linebacker in there.  
Congrats on everything working out and his arrival!

FTR, you should sue the hospital for not having internet.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/43 "2007-07-19T02:22:39Z")

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Congratulations to you and your wife and welcome, Small one!

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**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/44 "2007-07-19T03:13:38Z")

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Yay!! Congratulations to Mommy, Daddy, and Dylan Small!!

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**Author:** ![brendon\_small](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brendon_small/32/17101_2.png) [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/45 "2007-07-19T04:14:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
8 pounds! In a NICUnit? That kid musta looked like a linebacker in there.

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Yeah. He does. He is definitely as big as two of any other babies in there. They talked about moving him up to the regular nursery this evening, but she (our resident) explained he would be treated the same (being kept just for observation) and might as well keep him where he’ll be easier to monitor.

Pictures will be on Flickr tomorrow evening, when I get Mrs. Small’s camera out of our car (I borrowed my father’s Jeep to wander down to work tonight) so it will be at least 2 tomorrow before I get to that. Man, I’m slow at this stuff. When we called to check he was doing the same - good and just waiting to come home. It is a little wierd but that’s ok. We’re doing good so far.

Brendon Small

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/46 "2007-07-19T04:41:53Z")

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How wonderful to know he’s going to be fine! Congratulations, and God bless the Small family.

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/47 "2007-07-19T05:16:10Z")

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Whew! What a relief to know he’s okay! Congratulations and welcome **Dylan Small**!

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/48 "2007-07-19T05:50:24Z")

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Congratulations! That’s great news. I hope your wife is doing well, too.

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**Author:** ![brendon\_small](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brendon_small/32/17101_2.png) [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/49 "2007-07-19T08:08:59Z")

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[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]  
I hope your wife is doing well, too.  
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She is doing well. She’s upset because she wanted to bring him home, but she’s alright because we know he’s doing so good. She is staying at her parents tonight, as I had to drive to work, but I am picking her up at 9 to go back to the hospital by noon in hopes he can come back tomorrow (well, since it is 4am, today).

I called the nurse’s station at 12:45 and asked how he was doing. They said he was doing good, and his circumcision was not bothering him, he was eating nicely, and would be checked on again very soon. It was a relief to hear, not because there was a big chance of something being wrong, but because I like to know what’s going on. Apparently, most people who stay at a hotel don’t expect the guy working here to be wearing a hospital ID (I lost my wallet in my home and the one ID they gave me when we were brought in is my best shot at going in without the wallet)

Brendon Small

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/50 "2007-07-19T08:13:15Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/51 "2007-07-19T08:29:28Z")

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Congratulations on the arrival of small Small!

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/52 "2007-07-19T13:59:07Z")

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Yay for baby small!

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/53 "2007-07-19T15:41:50Z")

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Congrats on the baby! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/54 "2007-07-19T16:04:46Z")

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Uh uh…no way…people gotta play by the rules. You’ll get no congratulations from me until the pictures are online. 😛

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**Author:** ![brendon\_small](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brendon_small/32/17101_2.png) [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/55 "2007-07-20T02:06:36Z")

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I’m sad to inform the dope that Dylan did not get to come home today, mostly because of one second of lower stats from him last night. The nurse explained to my wife this morning that he would be staying 5 more days at a minimum, and I thought that sounded like a big jump for something somewhat small happening, so I asked the doctor. She had meant maximum (or at least, if nothing else happens) it would be 5 days, so we’re commuting back and forth between Columbus, Athens, and Portsmouth for a few days (I got in 300 miles in two days! Woo Hoo!) so I can be there for baby, be there for work, and school. It kind of sucks, but pictures will be on soon - Flickr is very slow today.

Brendon Small

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**Author:** ![brendon\_small](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brendon_small/32/17101_2.png) [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/56 "2007-07-20T02:27:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
Uh uh…no way…people gotta play by the rules. You’ll get no congratulations from me until the pictures are online. 😛  
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As you have requested, [sir](http://www.flickr.com/photos/mcnallyb/sets/72157600911518396/). 😛

Brendon Small

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/57 "2007-07-20T02:54:18Z")

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Really, really cute! Congratulations again!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/58 "2007-07-20T09:13:48Z")

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Ah, what a sweetheart!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/59 "2007-07-20T13:21:11Z")

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Isn’t he gorgeous! And nice and big–I take back all the times I’ve watched a birth scene in a movie and thought, “That’s too huge for a newborn!”

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-having-a-baby/411937/60 "2007-07-20T13:49:17Z")

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Just gorgeous! Ya done good! 🆒

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