# We're out of... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 6, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708 "2018-05-06T17:56:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/1 "2018-05-06T17:56:06Z")
Tapatio. That’s all right, though. My low-carb breakfast burritos were just fine with the ol’ [Death Sauce](https://smile.amazon.com/Blairs-Salsa-Muerte-Chipotle-Skull/dp/B000URFN9Q). (Better, in fact. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/2 "2018-05-06T18:01:42Z")
Black beans. I was going to make some black bean salad. We’ve got kidney beans, great northern beans, garbanzo beans, chili beans, ranch style beans… but no black beans. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/3 "2018-05-06T18:12:16Z")
Montreal Steak seasoning. Used the last of it on the burgers yesterday. Onto the grocery list it goes! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/4 "2018-05-06T18:26:07Z")
Bananas. How unappealing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/5 "2018-05-06T19:09:01Z")
I need a bay leaf at the moment. It’s not worth going 30+ miles to the store. So I will do without. Bah! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/6 "2018-05-06T19:26:15Z")
Lettuce. Just got back from a single-item trip to the store. No bag, thanks, carried it like a volleyball. mmm ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/7 "2018-05-06T20:23:07Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Lettuce… No bag, thanks, carried it like a volleyball. How **does** a volleyball carry a lettuce? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/8 "2018-05-06T20:25:37Z")
Oh… Toilet paper… But luckily caught that fact before it caused a seated moral/logistical conflict. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/9 "2018-05-06T21:03:39Z")
Paper towels. No fun cooking without paper towels. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/10 "2018-05-06T21:19:12Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > How **does** a volleyball carry a lettuce? 🙂 Somebody’s never seen the Cast Away sequel. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/11 "2018-05-06T22:00:37Z")
Panko. Had juuuust enough for the baked mac and cheese. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/12 "2018-05-06T22:12:44Z")
Out of…hope. Time. Energy…Also need a can of corned beef hash. There must always be a can of hash in the cupboard! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/13 "2018-05-06T22:20:20Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > There must always be a can of hash in the cupboard! Also SPAM[sup]®[/sup]. (I have both, but they’re not on the diet.) ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/14 "2018-05-06T23:52:21Z")
“Anus beef sausage” [[Album] NEW! Sausage flavor! ![](https://i.imgur.com/WLcnuRG.jpeg?fb "NEW! Sausage flavor!") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/UKzizB1) And I’m not getting more. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/15 "2018-05-07T00:40:43Z")
> [@Dropo](#): > > “Anus beef sausage” > > [NEW! Sausage flavor! - Album on Imgur](https://imgur.com/gallery/UKzizB1) > > And I’m not getting more. Apparently, I’m not the only person who makes that joke in their head when they see “Angus Beef.” ---
**Author:** ![Periwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Periwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Periwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/16 "2018-05-08T02:27:06Z")
Cherry Lime Polar Seltzer. I have Lacroix apricot and Bubly apple and another one or two, but I want to get more Cherry Lime. Flavored sparkling water has become a staple of life for me. I have cut the diet soda down to just a couple a day, I don’t think I will ever give it up entirely. But at least I’ve cut down. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/17 "2018-05-08T03:12:21Z")
Tapatio secured. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/18 "2018-05-08T09:27:40Z")
…when I got home from work, it was: eggs, bacon, shredded cheese, block cheese, cottage cheese, fresh cut fruit, pancake mix, cake, ice cream, chocolate-covered Rocky Road caramel clusters, and enough mental energy to remember to stop at McDonalds to pick up breakfast on my way home. IIRC, we had coffee and Ritz crackers with peanut butter for breakfast. I mean, there were some Kraft Singles in the fridge that I COULD have used for quesadillas, but, come on, I’m not a barbarian. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/19 "2018-05-08T15:25:06Z")
Discovered the hard way Saturday night - BBQ sauce. Had a mess of absolutely fabulous pulled pork and only maybe two tablespoons of sauce. Discovered about a half hour ago - we have ONE egg, no cream cheese, and only the butt ends of a loaf of bread. Breakfast ended up being roast beef rolled up in Daiya fake cheese slices. Suffice it to say, there will be grocery shopping this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Rough\_Draft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rough\_Draft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rough_Draft)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708/20 "2018-05-08T17:43:53Z")
1/4" brass rods. I went to Lowe’s, Home Depot, and three different hardware stores before I found one. And it was $10! What a ripoff. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-out-of/813708.md?page=2)