# We're picking MilliCal up from Camp Today

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634 "2007-07-13T12:45:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/1 "2007-07-13T12:45:33Z")

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It hasn’t been a week, but they’ve mandated Friday Night for parents to get their kids. Maybe they need more than day to repair and disinfect the camp for the next batch.

This is the longest she’s been away from us, and she’s been incommunicado all that time. Will she be desperate? Will she be happy? Will she be a toned, fit Amazon after a week in the outdoors, or the shell-shocked victiom of Lord of the Flies-style hazing? I have no idea what to expect. Although I’ll bet she’ll want a shower.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/2 "2007-07-13T13:19:12Z")

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the horror

the horror

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/3 "2007-07-13T13:28:19Z")

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Didn’t she have a thread about going to camp? I want a full report!

BTW, don’t be offended if she cries and cries because she has to go home. Thinking back, it was a bit callous of me to be so upset when my parents came to pick me up. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/4 "2007-07-13T13:34:41Z")

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If she tells stories about squid, goats, or the Great Lonk…well…I think you’ll know what went on in Camp Happytimes.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/5 "2007-07-14T01:51:18Z")

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1.) I was right – she wanted a shower right off.

2,) She looked pretty much the same (imagine that – unchanged for the most part after only a week!)

3.) Except that her hair is a mess

4.) And she’s wearing nail polish. She claims she was ambushed and painted against her will.

5.) Of course, it rained as we were picking her up

6.) She sand camp songs all the way home

7.) and she got the names and addresses of her campmates.

8.) But she says she doesn’t want to go back. I’m not pressing her on this now.

9.) Before she took her shower, she kissed all the cats, including midnight, who doesn’t really like her.

10,) her mosquito net and sleeping bag are airing out now, and her clothes are still in the wash. And Pepper mill is trying to undo the mess in her hair.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/6 "2007-07-14T01:59:26Z")

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1.) I was right – she wanted a shower right off.

2,) She looked pretty much the same (imagine that – unchanged for the most part after only a week!)

3.) Except that her hair is a mess

4.) And she’s wearing nail polish. She claims she was ambushed and painted against her will.

5.) Of course, it rained as we were picking her up

6.) She sand camp songs all the way home

7.) and she got the names and addresses of her campmates.

8.) But she says she doesn’t want to go back. I’m not pressing her on this now.

9.) Before she took her shower, she kissed all the cats, including midnight, who doesn’t really like her.

10,) her mosquito net and sleeping bag are airing out now, and her clothes are still in the wash. And Pepper mill is trying to undo the mess in her hair.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/7 "2007-07-14T03:32:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Hello Again]  
BTW, don’t be offended if she cries and cries because she has to go home. Thinking back, it was a bit callous of me to be so upset when my parents came to pick me up. 🙂  
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Ooh, that was me being picked up from camp. I loved camp.

**CalMeacham** , sounds like she had fun, but is glad to be back home.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-picking-millical-up-from-camp-today/411634/8 "2007-07-14T04:18:42Z")

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I remember her thread about going to camp. I’d love to hear her story of how it went. Would she do it again? What does she think of everyone’s advice now she’s been there?

GT
