# We're under attack! They're massing on our border! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570 "2022-06-02T14:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/21 "2022-06-07T14:25:32Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > We are building snow forts, and have amassed an enormous number of snowballs. **If that fails, you will be pelted with stale Timbits**. - I thought Canadians were _nice._ ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/22 "2022-06-07T14:27:49Z")
\< shouting \> “We’re really sorry you are enduring this hellfire of Timbits!!” Pock pock pock pock. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/23 "2022-06-07T14:30:25Z")
A Canadian _shouting_? \< looks around for a fainting couch \> ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/24 "2022-06-08T15:42:23Z")
Oh no! How will we open our [beer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04u58ifxmRA)? 😲 ---
**Author:** ![Kedikat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kedikat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kedikat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/25 "2022-06-09T04:31:59Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > I have to suspect that the Tim Hortons that have popped up in some border states represent some preliminary excursions. That is where we submit our intelligence reports. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/26 "2022-06-10T03:25:36Z")
When the Canadian Hegemony takes over, you’ll _all_ be sorry. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/27 "2022-06-10T03:54:00Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > you’ll _all_ be sorry Or “sore-ee,” as those heathens pronounce it. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/28 "2022-06-10T12:16:52Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > If that fails, you will be pelted with stale Timbits. Or the current advanced version, Beib’s balls: [http://news.timhortons.ca/theyre-here-the-limited-edition-lineup-of-justin-biebers-timbiebs-timbits-are-now-available-at-participating-tim-hortons-restaurants-in-canada-and-the-u-s-along-with-a-lineup-of-exclusi/](http://news.timhortons.ca/theyre-here-the-limited-edition-lineup-of-justin-biebers-timbiebs-timbits-are-now-available-at-participating-tim-hortons-restaurants-in-canada-and-the-u-s-along-with-a-lineup-of-exclusi/) ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/29 "2022-06-10T14:29:30Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pbfBzWJVbX4/maxresdefault.jpg "Canadian Bacon (7/12) Movie CLIP - Anti-Canada Propaganda (1995) HD") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbfBzWJVbX4) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/eZXgYKx0aQI/maxresdefault.jpg "Canadian Bacon (6/12) Movie CLIP - The Case Against Canada (1995) HD") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZXgYKx0aQI) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/30 "2022-06-10T23:48:44Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Or the current advanced version, Beib’s balls: On a recent visit to The Hortons, I was asked by the youth at the counter if I wanted the special Beiber edition donut. I told him “I’d rather have my eyeballs sliced with a razor blade, thanks”. He replied “I hear ya, man.” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570/31 "2022-06-11T03:27:13Z")
No wonder he said that. He can no longer see since his encounter with the razor blades, so he must rely on keen hearing to get through his workday. ;). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-under-attack-theyre-massing-on-our-border/965570.md?page=1)