# We're voting!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135 "2005-11-29T00:02:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/1 "2005-11-29T00:02:34Z")

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The Canadian federal government has lost a vote of non-confidence, and an election will be called tomorrow. Wheee!

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/2 "2005-11-29T00:14:59Z")

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O joy, O bliss :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Hodge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Hodge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodge)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/3 "2005-11-29T00:25:11Z")

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Kill me now.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/4 "2005-11-29T00:35:59Z")

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You don’t know how many of us south of the border wish we could have a Presidential election today.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/5 "2005-11-29T00:36:33Z")

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But… we’re likely just going to end up with another Liberal minority government!

Round and round it goes!

God, I hate politics.

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/6 "2005-11-29T02:34:53Z")

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When I’m at home, my riding is solidly Liberal.

When I’m at school, my riding is solidly NDP.

Maybe one day I can move to a riding that might actually have some excitement.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/7 "2005-11-29T03:09:41Z")

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> [@Antigen](#):
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> But… we’re likely just going to end up with another Liberal minority government!
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> Round and round it goes!
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> God, I hate politics.

Hey, we sympathize down here. About 1/3 of the US is solidly Republican, 1/3 is solidly Democrat, and the last third realizes that neither party really gives a crap about anyone who doesn’t have a dump truck full of cash to throw around.

Seriously; President Bush isn’t the only guy who’s approval ratings are in the toilet. I saw numbers yesterday that gave Congressional Republicans and Congressional Democrats approval ratings of 33% and 34%. We know they’re all good-for-nothing crooks, but what can you do?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/8 "2005-11-29T04:28:28Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> The Canadian federal government has lost a vote of non-confidence, and an election will be called tomorrow. Wheee!

[completely dull, deadpan, flat, unenthusiastic] Yayyyyyyyy. [/completely dull, deadpan, flat, unenthusiastic]

Kid\_A, I can definitely, _definitely_ sympathize.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/9 "2005-11-29T04:45:19Z")

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I would get a whole lot more excited about this election if there was a politician I thought had a snowball’s chance of being a good leader. As our selection, we’ve got bad, worse, bad, even worse. I want the Yogic Flyers back.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/10 "2005-11-29T04:49:20Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> [completely dull, deadpan, flat, unenthusiastic] Yayyyyyyyy. [/completely dull, deadpan, flat, unenthusiastic]
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> Kid\_A, I can definitely, _definitely_ sympathize.

Yay! Vote early and often! That’s what I say! Just think of all the exciting political stuff that’s going to happe–

:: sound of large slushball hitting **Sunspace** ::

I saw you throw that, **Kyth**!

🙂

[sub]vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/11 "2005-11-29T04:51:37Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> :: sound of large slushball hitting **Sunspace** ::
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> I saw you throw that, **Kyth**!
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> 🙂

_looks completely innocent and sweet and charming, dazzling smile_ Who, _me_, darling?

…

_flees for her life_

(Green?!?! Ya pot-smoking, bongo-playing hippie! 😛

_swiftly hides her orange beret_)

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/12 "2005-11-29T05:22:48Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> _looks completely innocent and sweet and charming, dazzling smile_ Who, _me_, darling?
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> …
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> _flees for her life_
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> (Green?!?! Ya pot-smoking, bongo-playing hippie! 😛

I take it you haven’t been following the Greens lately. They’re really corporate these days.

> [@The Green Party of Canada](#):
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> Harris describes himself as a fiscal conservative with a social agenda. Over the past three years, he has led Canada’s Greens out of the fringe and into the mainstream of Canada’s federal politics.

I think we’ve found where all the Red Tories went…

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> _swiftly hides her orange beret_)

:: remembers NDP/CCF parents and grandparents ::

Say, you look kinda cute in orange… 🙂

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**Author:** ![mcott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@mcott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcott)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/13 "2005-11-29T06:05:39Z")

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You see, what we need is an actual honest polititian. I’m talking real transparency in action. They may talk the talk, but not one of the twisted sleazy nutjobs in the House of Commons reveals their office budget or expenses. Oh sure, with the recent (past two years) “disclosure” policy, hospitality and travel expenses are available on each ministry website, but they’re utterly and totally bullshit. Anybody with half a brain and an inclination can look at what they claim as expenses, and with a little research on airline and hotel websites see what they’re fleecing us for. I live for the day when a good ATI researcher (paging Ken Rubin) starts going after the actual expense claims and relates them to what’s posted online.

In short, they’re all corrupt, we know that, but until I get a fiscally conservative, socially liberal party leader who can bring all their sheep into line, I’ll probably vote Green as the lesser of all evils. Either that or I vote for the person in my riding. I’ve got Whiny McNasty’s brother (useless) as my MP now, but “whistle blower” Cutler is the Conservative candidate, and I really do respect what that man did.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/14 "2005-11-29T06:23:26Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> We know they’re all good-for-nothing crooks, but what can you do?

These days I find out who the incumbent is and vote against them, no matter what kind of job they’re doing. Whenever possible, I find a candidate who is neither Democrat nor Republican (and whom I can still stomach) and vote for them. My one vote may not do much, but I keep proselytizing in the hopes that more and more people will do the same thing.

Throw them all out! _is being polite, since this isn’t the Pit_

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/15 "2005-11-29T07:49:00Z")

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Just what I wanted for Christmas. Santa must’ve known I’ve been a good girl this year and brought me my present early. :rolleyes:

> [@Sunspace](#):
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> [sub]vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green vote green[/sub]

Oh trust me, that’s what I’m doing. I consider myself a fairly moderate environmentalist, so what I know of their policies sounds good, and besides, I can’t bring myself to support any of the major parties.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/16 "2005-11-29T08:06:11Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> I saw numbers yesterday that gave Congressional Republicans and Congressional Democrats approval ratings of 33% and 34%. We know they’re all good-for-nothing crooks, but what can you do?

Well, you could organize a write-in campaign to elect me Lord Regent. If elected, I promise to slay America’s enemies, and legalize same-sex marriage. (I’ll slay Canada’s enemies, too, if that’ll sweeten the deal…not that I have any idea what enemies they have up there.)

That, or we can try to clone Abe Lincoln. (I’ve got a shovel and some test tubes, so we’re practically halfway there already!)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/17 "2005-11-29T08:47:36Z")

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Argh. I have a bad feeling about this.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/18 "2005-11-29T15:42:07Z")

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> \<snip\>I’ll slay Canada’s enemies, too, if that’ll sweeten the deal…not that I have any idea what enemies they have up there.\<snip\>

You’d take on the Spaniards and the Danes for little ol’ us? :: bats eyelashes alluringly ::

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/19 "2005-11-29T16:38:36Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I take it you haven’t been following the Greens lately. They’re really corporate these days. I think we’ve found where all the Red Tories went…:: remembers NDP/CCF parents and grandparents ::
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> Say, you look kinda cute in orange… 🙂

_blush_ :o You’re just trying to win me over to your side with your devastating charm and handsomeness…

In a serious vein, how’s everyone here going to vote? Should we restart that old ‘poll of Canadopers’ thread in IMHO from a while back?

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**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-voting/333135/20 "2005-11-29T16:56:55Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> We know they’re all good-for-nothing crooks, but what can you do?

Run for office! Join a political party and make a difference!

> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I take it you haven’t been following the Greens lately. They’re really corporate these days… I think we’ve found where all the Red Tories went…

Jim Harris is a moron. If the Red Tories joined the Green Party, we would all be better off. Sadly, they are too sensible (the GPC has been courting David Orchard, to no avail). There is hope for the GPC, but not until Harris and his gang of crookes are shown the door. Meantime, I hope all you Green supporters join up and help make the GPC something great; it is the only party that is constitutionally committed to grassroots democracy, so when it gets on track its policy will be written by folks like us.

Imagine! A Doper-written [election platform](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Party_of_Canada_Living_Platform)!

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