# Were we Swedes whant to have sex. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718 "2001-06-13T20:51:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/1 "2001-06-13T20:51:05Z")
According to a big newspaper in Sweden, Aftonbladet, this is the places we Swedes want to have sex. 1.Out in the nature 2.The beatch 3.In an air-plain 4.Infront of the fireplace 5.The dress-room 6.The elevetor 7.At work 8.The bed 9.The church 10.The cinema 11.At the sink 12.The subway/the buss 13.The train 14.The pub 15.The car 16.The taxi 17.The museum So, what places did we Swedes miss? And do you have a favorite dreamplace you want to have sex at? Me, no favorite place, I’m boring, well maybe it should be Las Vegas then.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/2 "2001-06-13T21:08:01Z")
1. On a boat. 2. On the very top of a mountain. 3. In a hammock (standing up optional). And my personal fantasy… About 100 miles from here. Straight up. In a space station. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/3 "2001-06-13T21:22:24Z")
Var som helst i Sverige. Med svenskarna, naturligtvis! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/4 "2001-06-13T21:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\*Var som helst i Sverige. Med svenskarna, naturligtvis! \*\* Någon speciell Svensk?😉 ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/5 "2001-06-13T21:54:33Z")
_Ahem_ If you are going to make sexual innuendoes in a language other than English, please provide translations for those of us not similarly gifted? And please provide pronounciation guide, I want to be able to say some of them without causing hysterical laughter. If the phrases aren’t sexual innuendoes, in this thread, they BY GOD OUGHT TO BE! Unfortunately my ideal place is rather mundane and common - the deserted tropic island, with the little streams and waterfalls, a private grotto with the smell of jasmine and gardenias…hmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/6 "2001-06-13T22:02:51Z")
Translation. Oletzero says, anywhere in Sweden, with Swedes of course. Anniz says, any speical Swede.😉 ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/7 "2001-06-13T23:03:30Z")
“That would be in the butt, Bob.” (Check “The Newlywed Game” on Snopes for those too young to get this one–or those not in the American UL loop). ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/8 "2001-06-14T00:29:30Z")
Hey, I actually understood that bit of Swedish back there! Too cool. So, Anniz… care to speak dirty to me too? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rock-n-Rolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/22d042/32.png) [@Rock-n-Rolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock-n-Rolga)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/9 "2001-06-14T03:32:19Z")
We Swedish Black Metal lovers like to do it in the snow-covered woods in front of a burning church as the wolves watch on. With our shirts off. And while wearing corpsepaint. And bullet belts, etc., etc… \m/ 😃 \m/ R-n-R ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/10 "2001-06-14T03:39:16Z")
I will do it in a boat! And I will do it with a goat. And I will do it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It is so good so good you see! So I will do it in a box. And I will do with a fox. And I will do it in a house. And I will do it with a mouse. And I will do it here and there. Say! I will do it ANYWHERE! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/11 "2001-06-14T06:51:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\* > > So, Anniz… care to speak dirty to me too? 😃 \*\* In Swedish or English?😃 ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/12 "2001-06-14T13:26:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*9.The church > \*\* I never was a church-going man, but that could change. That could change in a heartbeat. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/13 "2001-06-14T13:41:43Z")
What I think is funny about the list, is that I read it with the assumption that there is only one each of those places in Sweden (i.e. “the” car, “the” taxi, “the” sink, etc.). I can just see everyone sitting around in a meeting, creating a mutually acceptable schedule of places for everyone to have sex in. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/14 "2001-06-14T14:24:21Z")
Vell, here in Minnesohta, da Svedes yust hike out to da ice house an go to it like minks, ya shoor. Da foreplay consists of removing tirteen layers of clothin’, dontcha know. But ven ve finally get down to da altogedder, dere ain’t no stoppin ol’ Sven an Olga! Uff da! ---
**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/15 "2001-06-14T14:38:00Z")
Dere in Minnesohta, da Finns, ya know, dey do it - don madder… in da sauna… in da woods… in da bed - it don madder where, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/16 "2001-06-14T15:14:14Z")
Damn you **Snoooopy**!! That’s exactly what I thought when I read the OP. Too bad Mr. Geisel passed on before finishing “Horton Humps a Who”. Sua ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/17 "2001-06-14T15:18:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*I will do it in a boat! > And I will do it with a goat. > And I will do it in the rain. > And in the dark. And on a train. > And in a car. And in a tree. > It is so good so good you see! > > So I will do it in a box. > And I will do with a fox. > And I will do it in a house. > And I will do it with a mouse. > And I will do it here and there. > Say! I will do it ANYWHERE! \*\* HA! This was my first thought when I read the OP! Too funny! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/18 "2001-06-14T15:26:09Z")
“17.The museum” —Ummm, which museum IS this, specifically? I mean, just in case I ever visit Sweden . . . ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/19 "2001-06-14T16:01:53Z")
Eve, its _THE_ museum. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718/20 "2001-06-14T16:18:38Z")
I think it would be easier to list the seventeen places where Swedes **don’t** want to have sex. 1 - the morgue 2 - inside a locked trunk 3 - the operating room 4 - the slaughterhouse 5 - the roof 6 - underwater 7 - the rifle range 8 - the dumpster 9 - the prison 10 - during a reception with the Royal family 11 - in a Burger King 12 - in the Army 13 - on film 14 - the bank vault 15 - the bus station men’s room 16 - the open grave 17 - Norway [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-we-swedes-whant-to-have-sex/68718.md?page=2)