# Werewolf a game Part 2 (this time with MAFIA!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 26, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565 "2007-03-26T16:47:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2261 "2007-04-10T00:33:21Z")

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Well damn, I’m glad I kept pushing that lynch vote; even if \*\*JSexton \*\* or \*\*Fern Forest \*\* really are scum, at least we can still celebrate, eh? I’d say sorry to see you go, **Suburban Plankton** , but, well, I’m not. 😉

I suspect we’ll have some good stuff to go over in the morning, so I’ll be waiting anxiously. Hopefully we’ve got the mafia reeling.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2262 "2007-04-10T00:34:47Z")

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[QUOTE=kivvik]  
Itsh **kivvik** , buddy! Dun know who this **Kivvik** be. But hey, I’ll bet Jose Cuervo knows! Or… whoever makes whatever is in a BLue Lagoon.  
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Yo wolf-dude, it’s 3 parts Vodka, 1 part Blue rum, and 1 part pine-apple juice. So there!

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2263 "2007-04-10T00:35:31Z")

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Booh-yeah! Booh-yeah! Booh-yeah!

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2264 "2007-04-10T00:38:02Z")

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And Silk Panties for me.

No, no, no! The drink!

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2265 "2007-04-10T00:41:45Z")

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Yeah, sure. We believe that, **MonkeyMensch**. _moves a few barstools away from **MM** _

😛

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2266 "2007-04-10T00:44:15Z")

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[QUOTE=MonkeyMensch]  
And Silk Panties for me.

No, no, no! The drink!  
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Nothing wrong with [panties](http://www.freshpair.com/catalog_section_women_id_7_brand_34.html)! mmmm

However, [the drink](http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/3179) is totally froo-froo. Peach snapps? WTF dude.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2267 "2007-04-10T00:46:27Z")

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That’ll teach the bastard to try to steal the Krabby Patty recipe.

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2268 "2007-04-10T00:49:57Z")

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[Deepened voice]  
Yeah, and put it in a shot glass. A _dirty_ shot glass.  
[/Deepened voice]

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2269 "2007-04-10T00:54:36Z")

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I’ll let my sig line speak for itself. 😃

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**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2270 "2007-04-10T01:43:20Z")

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Lessee. Last I checked in, **JSexton** was claiming doctor, **Fern Forest** was on the way to the gallows, and **FCOD** was claiming miller.

And all of a sudden, from behind, we’ve got Godfather’s Folly by a nose! Woot!

Barkeep, coffee an’ doughnuts for the cop. Beer for me. And uh…that’s it, I’m broke. **Queuing** cleaned me out last night.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2271 "2007-04-10T02:29:59Z")

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I’ll have a beer and a Krabby Patty.

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2272 "2007-04-10T02:33:32Z")

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Bartender! Give me a glass and a bottle of JD…

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2273 "2007-04-10T02:38:45Z")

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Inappropriate humor to follow.

Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

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**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2274 "2007-04-10T02:43:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Aguecheek]  
And uh…that’s it, I’m broke. **Queuing** cleaned me out last night.  
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Oh, yeah, sorry about that. It was worth it though! (to me at least)

Barkeep!

A bottle of your second cheapest liquor for my friend, AGuEcheek, 😉

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2275 "2007-04-10T02:53:30Z")

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Okay, this is soooo not fair. I called SP scummy and cast my vote for him way back near the start of the day. And I left it there, ignoring the siren calls of other suspiciously scummy actions.

Finally when it became clear (hah!) that there wouldn’t be enough votes to lynch him, I was a good team player and switched to JSexton.

And what do I find when I finally get back on? Why the lot of you jigged and jogged and lynched Suburban Plankton!

Not only didn’t I get to be in on the lynching, I wasn’t even officially one of the votes. :mad:

Okay, sure, I’m glad we offed a Mafia, but…heck, this’ll probably be the one and only time I was **right** – oh, forget it. But I don’t want to just sit and drink.

I want to DANCE and drink!

There’s a new afterhours club just opened up in the old cannery. Called the Sea Serpent, I believe.

Anybody want to come with me?

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2276 "2007-04-10T02:59:33Z")

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Sweet. 🆒

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**Author:** ![kivvik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/cdc98d/32.png) [@kivvik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kivvik)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2277 "2007-04-10T03:26:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Lakai]  
Sweet. 🆒  
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Like sugar-coated… sugar lumps. Yeah. Dipped in chocolate. And sprinkled on ice cream, with whipped cream. And… _grumbles about stupid healthy eatin’s_

Err. Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2278 "2007-04-10T03:37:21Z")

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Hopefully this night will last a bit longer than the last one. **NAF** , you said you found a replacement for **Smitty** , are we going to let him/her kind of catch up at least some before the night ends?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2279 "2007-04-10T04:02:49Z")

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No, throw them to the wolves! 😉

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/2280 "2007-04-10T04:11:50Z")

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Maybe **NAF** was able to convince the SK to off **Smitty**.

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