# Werewolf a game Part 2 (this time with MAFIA!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 26, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565 "2007-03-26T16:47:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3821 "2007-05-11T15:26:56Z")

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Not quoting as we probably don’t have much time.

SBS, I meant that you asked someone to unvote brewha. Not switch, but at leats unvote, which has somewhat lead to this further confusion.

I think we go after Fretful/Kat pair tomorrow to finish the game. Assuming we still go with the 4 assumptions of storyteller, then each pair has 1 scum. We will know who that was after today on 1 pair. Sure we can drag this out for another week or whatever, or we could just end it by going after the other pair. That is what I meant.

Brewha, I really don’t give a crap how big you are, particularly since you very well could be making it up. Nor do I care about your accusations. You have always started from a false premise, and you continue to do so. You have always acted as though all of your assumptions are correct, no matter how often they have been wrong in the past. I will be happy when we no longer have to interact. To be fair I am sure you feel the same.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3822 "2007-05-11T15:28:07Z")

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\*With so few people left in the town, things were starting to get tense. The mafia’s numbers were dwindling, that is true, the town didn’t have any more confidence that they could eliminate the mafia then they did last week. News of the mafia infestation in Doperville has spread far and wide and people were starting to talk about the town. Armchair townies were putting forth theories and conceptualizing their own methods of handling such a problem in their own towns, but none of this advice was able to reach the good citizens of Doperville.

Vitrial and hatred was spewed forth like venom as the votes came in on this day, \*\*Queuing \*\* saying that brewha should die even though he was probably an innocent townie, \*\*brewha \*\* shouting back but calling for \*\*Lakai’s \*\* head. Things were getting scarry in the small seaside town of Doperville.

Finally \*\*brewha \*\* was chosen definitively as the days lynch victim, and the hours began to count down as the gallows were built. \*\*Brewha \*\* was given a last minute reprieve, but he had already canceled his plans for the evening, he had made his peace with his death and placed his own head in the noose and executing himself…to prove a point? Did he prove anything? Will his sacrifice help the town? The noose tightened quickly breaking \*_brewha’s \*\* neck._

\*\*brewha \*\* - citizen

is dead.  
48 hours until dawn.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3823 "2007-05-11T15:28:34Z")

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Augh!

F5. No.

F5. No.

F5. Queuing and brewha.

F5. No.

Gaaaaah!

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3824 "2007-05-11T15:28:57Z")

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[QUOTE=storyteller0910]  
If **brewha** is Mafia, our decision to lynch him as a bloc of three meant that the other Mafia member had no chance to swing the vote at that point (and that even if he/she did, he/she would immediately become suspect). We’ve given ourselves no clear way to assess the remaining players regardless of what we learn about **brewha.**

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I don’t know about the block of three. This game is upsetting in that every few thoughts or so I play around with the idea that the trusted three could all be mafia and I am getting royally screwed here.

If you don’t die tonight that would be really suspicious and I might just go crazy and vote for you.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3825 "2007-05-11T15:29:58Z")

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK!

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3826 "2007-05-11T15:30:37Z")

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[QUOTE=storyteller0910]

F5. Queuing and brewha.

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Now this was funny.

Scum, can you make it really long or really quick this time again?

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3827 "2007-05-11T15:31:16Z")

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Well, damn.

Tomorrow will be interesting.

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3828 "2007-05-11T15:56:00Z")

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Fair the well. If you ask for me tomorrow you shall find me a grave man.

It’s been fun. I’m just glad I still have my job.

Queuing, I don’t feel the same. I don’t hold grudges. I just assumed that your prickish behavior was your interpretation of you role. Sure, I could be lying about my size. Not that i could see how it would make any difference in a game online. If it’s really bugging you do a search for drunken doper pics. I posted a pic of my brother (who is about my size) and I towering over a cute Jager girl.  
Best of luck to ya town. You’re gonna need it.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3829 "2007-05-11T16:04:56Z")

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Just because I was curious I took a look, and we are the most viewed thread in MPSIMS history! Congradulations. We are about 2000 posts shy of the longest thread, but only 200 posts shy of #2.

I believe in you people!

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3830 "2007-05-11T17:16:58Z")

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Oh damn. Sorry, **brewha** ☹

Just so y’all know, I’m graduating this weekend and have relatives visiting from out of town, so I may be absent a lot.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3831 "2007-05-11T23:12:13Z")

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Oh, Christ. We’re doooooooooomed! (Did anyone else notice that flying cow?)

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3832 "2007-05-11T23:22:11Z")

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Crap, I been spotted!

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3833 "2007-05-11T23:34:54Z")

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We can do 2000 more posts, right? Easy as pie…

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3834 "2007-05-11T23:37:00Z")

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[QUOTE=FlyingCowOfDoom]  
Crap, I been spotted!

–FCOD  
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Hey, you, get offa my lawn! And take your doom with you! _shakes cane_ Damn flying cows.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3835 "2007-05-11T23:41:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
Hey, you, get offa my lawn! And take your doom with you! _shakes cane_ Damn flying cows.  
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_Undead_ flying cows, at that.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3836 "2007-05-11T23:53:18Z")

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Hmmm…vampire or zombie?

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3837 "2007-05-12T01:15:14Z")

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Hey, nobody told me there were going to be zombies in this game!

now I’m scared…

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3838 "2007-05-12T02:45:36Z")

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Bahahahaha! You townies think you were doomed before? Well, now you’re really fucked! Nothing is worse than flying zombie cow doom!

or something…

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3839 "2007-05-12T03:16:00Z")

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Flying zombie cows, to boot.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/3840 "2007-05-12T14:54:14Z")

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\*Things had taken a turn towards the supernatural that night in Doperville, a zombie cow had decided to take a stroll through the center of town. Chasing down this cow and beating it until its was no longer undead was a good bonding activity for the town and helped them to put all the troubles with brewha behind them.

**StarvingButStrong** arrived home tired from a long night of zombie cow killing. She put on the radio, and tried to get to sleep. But something was wrong. Maybe it was because her senses had become so finely tuned after spending a night fighting a supernatural menace, but suddenly she just knew she had to get out of the house…and fast.  
\*\*  
StarvingButStrong\*\* made it out of her house just in time to see it turn into a giant fireball. “YOU BASTARDS!” she screamed into the night “YOU FILTHY MAFIA BASTARDS! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!”

A whispered reply in her ear “no you won’t” and then suddenly everything went black.

**StarvingButStrong’s** body was found in the morning mutilated and dumped into a vat of industrial acid at the old chemical factory on the outskirts of town.\*

**StarvingButStrong** - citizen

is dead.  
The day will end 72 hours from now. That is Tuesday morning 8am pacific 11am eastern.  
Here are the remaining players:

Fretful Porpentine  
Kat  
Lakai  
Queuing  
Storyteller0910

with 5 alive it is 3 to lynch.

Good luck and try to stay alive.

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