# Werewolf a game Part 2 (this time with MAFIA!) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 26, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565 "2007-03-26T16:47:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1641 "2007-04-04T19:41:58Z")
_sigh_ Rest well **Gadarene** > [@Queuing](#): > > Aguecheek, sorry. If you have any idea how many times I have almost called you AQuecheek,…changing vowels is better right? Vowels is much better. Things with Q in them are teh dum. 😉 Have a drink. My tab. ---
**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1642 "2007-04-04T19:44:16Z")
[QUOTE=Aguecheek] _sigh_ Rest well **Gadarene** Vowels is much better. Things with Q in them are teh dum. 😉 Have a drink. My tab. [/QUOTE] Hmphff. Fine. Bartender, 1 bottle of Cristal please! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1643 "2007-04-04T19:48:18Z")
‘Ey barkeep. One White Russian, an’s make it snappy. I’z got a baaaad feelin’ bout tonight. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1644 "2007-04-04T20:01:41Z")
Dear Lord… All I can say is thank God I’m off for the next few days so I can give this game the attention it requires… ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1645 "2007-04-04T20:03:15Z")
It would be inappropriate to take a vacation day to try to make sense of this game, right? ---
**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1646 "2007-04-04T20:04:16Z")
[QUOTE=storyteller0910] It would be inappropriate to take a vacation day to try to make sense of this game, right? [/QUOTE] Yes, completely! Just slack like the rest of us ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1647 "2007-04-04T20:04:20Z")
[QUOTE=storyteller0910] It would be inappropriate to take a vacation day to try to make sense of this game, right? [/QUOTE] not-ETA: A vacation day from my actual job, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1648 "2007-04-04T20:04:22Z")
_They walk in malice, like the night Of dismal climes and starless skies, And all that’s worst of dark and fright Meets in their vile, uncaring eyes; Thus hardened to the townies plight They murder, as their chances rise._ ---
**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1649 "2007-04-04T20:04:43Z")
[QUOTE=hocow] Dear Lord… All I can say is thank God I’m off for the next few days so I can give this game the attention it requires… [/QUOTE] Make sure you plug in an old keyboard so you don’t break your F5 key. Wouldn’t that just be the biggest April Fool’s prank ever if NAF didn’t actually put Mafia in the game and is just fucking with us? That would be funny, right? HEhehehehehehehehe… –FCOD ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1650 "2007-04-04T20:05:30Z")
[QUOTE=Queuing] Yes, completely! Just slack like the rest of us [/QUOTE] Yes, but I can’t drink at work. ---
**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1651 "2007-04-04T20:05:34Z")
[QUOTE=storyteller0910] not-ETA: A vacation day from my actual job, I mean. [/QUOTE] I, for one, assumed that you would have your priorities straight. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1652 "2007-04-04T20:09:07Z")
[QUOTE=FlyingCowOfDoom] Make sure you plug in an old keyboard so you don’t break your F5 key. Wouldn’t that just be the biggest April Fool’s prank ever if NAF didn’t actually put Mafia in the game and is just fucking with us? That would be funny, right? HEhehehehehehehehe… –FCOD [/QUOTE] My conspiracy theory suggests that there is only a Godfather… THAT would be some good fucking.. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1653 "2007-04-04T20:36:43Z")
The one day off I have during the week, and it’s night. Nothing to do now, but re-read the thread and wait to see who took a dirt nap come dawn. Oh and drink. Barkeep, a round on me, and make mine a double. Oy. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1654 "2007-04-04T21:15:58Z")
SO **NAF** , who got their votes in and who are we still waiting for? ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1655 "2007-04-04T21:23:31Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] SO **NAF** , who got their votes in and who are we still waiting for? [/QUOTE] Night will be over soon. I don’t want to rush anyone, but I think everything is just about decided. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1656 "2007-04-04T21:31:18Z")
Did I say we’re becoming FUBARed? Scratch that. We _are_ FUBARed. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1657 "2007-04-04T21:36:02Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] Did I say we’re becoming FUBARed? Scratch that. We _are_ FUBARed. [/QUOTE] And if I’ve read this game correctly, we have even more bad news yet to come. Hopefully, I haven’t gotten any better at reading this game. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1658 "2007-04-04T21:42:03Z")
Of course there’s mafia. The problem, however, is \*\*NAF \*\* keeps lying to us and telling us they’re citizens after we lynch them. I mean, that **HAS** to be it, right? It has to… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1659 "2007-04-04T23:10:38Z")
I’ve figured it out! There _has_ to be Mafia, right, because: [QUOTE=StarvingButStrong] I thought of that too. But there were three kills the first night, so there must be one mafia. [/QUOTE] So the answer is… **NAF1138** is the sole Mafia member! That’s why we haven’t lynched any yet! ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565/1660 "2007-04-05T00:07:21Z")
Ok, now I am sure you were all happy to have a break…but come on, tell me you weren’t jonesing just a little. That being said… \*Dawn breaks on Doperville. After another unfortunate lynching of an innocent, the town is dejected. Most go to the bar and promptly get so drunk they pass out, and morning seems to arrive in a matter of minutes. No one is looking forward to the morning, today seems like it will be a bad day. Winston Smith stumbles out of the bar, unusually quiet for this time of day. He walks to the pier, his favorite spot in town, and spends some time contemplating life. He knows he doesn’t have much time left. That was the deal after all. 20 minutes later, Winston is found dangling from the edge of the pier, a rope tied around his neck. He is dead. Later, nesta is seen leaving the old Masonic lodge. The masons haven’t used it for years of course, now they meet in an abandoned shack on the outskirts of town. Nesta was heading home after a long night of work, but never arrived.\* \*\*Winston Smith \*\* - Citizen & **nesta** - Mafia are both dead These are the remaining players: Aguecheek ArizonaTeach Autolycus Blaster Master brewha Enfant Terrible Fern Forest Flying Cow of Doom Fretful Porpentine Gadarene glee hocow JSexton Kat Kivvik Lakai MadTheSwine Malacandra Menocchio MonkeyMensch One and Only Wanderers- Dead pimaspinner Pleonast Pygmy Rugger Queuing Rysto Smitty StarvingButStrong Storyteller0910 Sturmhauke Suburban Plankton Zuma You have until 5pm PST on Monday before this day is over, it will take 10 votes to end the day early. Good Luck, and try to stay alive! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game-part-2-this-time-with-mafia/397565.md?page=84)