# Werewolf - a game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997 "2007-02-05T23:04:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/981 "2007-03-08T16:15:56Z")
_expectantly waves pitchfork up and down_ ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/982 "2007-03-08T16:21:47Z")
Final count, then; Winston Smith - 13 Votes (Flippin’ everyone. Oh, all right then. One and Only Wanderers, Captain Carrot, Enginerd, Kat, Richard Parker, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies, dnooman, jsgoddess, MadTheSwine, Ogre, Suburban Plankton, sturmhauke, hocow) One And Only Wanderers - 1 Vote (Winston Smith) * * * \*So much for keeping a level head. Mob mentality rules in Cecilton this evening; lovable town drunk Winston’s claim of being a secret Mason was looked on with scorn, and his offer to show off the “secret handshake” meant many fathers sent their daughters home early. Considering that most poisons probably wouldn’t work, and since Winston had already fallen [del]into catatonia[/del] asleep, the villagers went for the old fashioned silver sword decapitation.\* Night falls. * * * **Winston Smith, a… Townsperson** , has been sliced. Seer, GA, werewolves, you know the drill. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/983 "2007-03-08T16:25:08Z")
I’m the WORST. Werewolf. Player. EVAH. It was fun while it lasted, though. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/984 "2007-03-08T16:27:59Z")
Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/985 "2007-03-08T16:37:08Z")
Oh no…sorry Winston ol’ bean. _Wanderers off to the pub to settle Winston’s tab and drink a few_ ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/986 "2007-03-08T17:16:17Z")
Wow. That sucks. Now I really want to be in the next game. This kind of carnage can’t happen too often. Makes you rethink the way your posts can be perceived. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/987 "2007-03-08T17:19:47Z")
Well, shit. Bartender, a round for the house… ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/988 "2007-03-08T17:51:36Z")
Aww, crap. Sorry, Winston :smack: Oh well, tomorrow should be fun. I’m even starting to suspect myself at this point. Bartender, gimme a triple anything! ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/989 "2007-03-08T18:23:11Z")
[QUOTE=Enginerd] I’m perfectly happy to hang you and see if you’re telling the truth once the smoke clears. If you’re really a Mason, I’ll apologize to your family and take care of your grave as long as I live. [/QUOTE] Oh my. Well, he wasn’t a Mason, but that kind of loophole really isn’t in the spirit of what I said. I offer my sincere and heartfelt apologies to Winston’s family (and his spirit, if he can hear me). Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some work to attend to in the cemetery. Mmm… crow! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/990 "2007-03-08T20:42:55Z")
Well hell. So Wrongfully Whacked Winston (may he rest in peace) was a townie, but confirmed not a Mason. I keep coming back to the question of OaOWanderer’s alleged Mason status… We of the crazed mob with innocent blood on our hands talked a lot about OaOWanderer in the context of WWW’s desperate role-claim. Is everyone _truly_ comfortable with OaOWanderer’s claimed role in absence of anyone stepping up to contradict him? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/991 "2007-03-08T20:54:17Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Well hell. So Wrongfully Whacked Winston (may he rest in peace) was a townie, but confirmed not a Mason. I keep coming back to the question of OaOWanderer’s alleged Mason status… We of the crazed mob with innocent blood on our hands talked a lot about OaOWanderer in the context of WWW’s desperate role-claim. Is everyone _truly_ comfortable with OaOWanderer’s claimed role in absence of anyone stepping up to contradict him? [/QUOTE] No strategy til the werewolves get their shot! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/992 "2007-03-08T21:48:18Z")
:smack: Right. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/993 "2007-03-08T22:22:43Z")
Goddammit! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/994 "2007-03-08T23:25:30Z")
[QUOTE=jsgoddess] Jesus. [/QUOTE] No, I doubt that \*\*Winston \*\*will be back three days from now. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/995 "2007-03-08T23:40:25Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] Goddammit! [/QUOTE] There goes your perfect record. ☹ Sorry **Winston** , we hardly knew ye. ---
**Author:** ![unfinished\_symphony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@unfinished\_symphony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unfinished_symphony)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/996 "2007-03-09T08:55:06Z")
My word. :eek: there’s a turn of events. I should’ve been here yesterday :smack: . Not that it would’ve made any difference but still. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/997 "2007-03-09T16:06:10Z")
_nurses her drink at the bar, waiting for sunrise_ ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/998 "2007-03-09T16:30:30Z")
_Cough_ I’m afraid not… * * * \*…because on the way home from the bar, hocow was set upon by the werewolves. Let this be a lesson to you; don’t drink and…er, walk. \* It is Day Five. * * * The werewolves have eaten **hocow, a Townsperson**. Day will end in four days, so that’s Tuesday at 6.00pm. Vote count to start a countdown is still 5. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/999 "2007-03-09T16:37:47Z")
Poor **hocow**. I guess the werewolves thought you looked all tasty. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1000 "2007-03-09T16:53:30Z")
Okay, so **Winston** really threw a spanner in the works. Everyone ended up voting for him, innocent and guilty alike. And **hocow** was fairly high on my “suspicious” list, based soley (and obviously stupidly) on **Rubystreak** throwing out her own claimed plan to vote for the biggest lurker in favor of voting for **Miller**. The other person she could have targeted but didn’t was **Captain Carrot**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997.md?page=51)