# Werewolf - a game.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997 "2007-02-05T23:04:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 64

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1261 "2007-03-15T20:15:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
Here I am, old friend. 😃  
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Hey Buddy! Lets go toss a few back.

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**Author:** ![unfinished\_symphony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@unfinished\_symphony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unfinished_symphony)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1262 "2007-03-15T21:24:42Z")

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Oh my giddy aunt… _bit speechless_. Well, looks like i made it back for possibly th last day anyway. Well done people. Sorry for my lack of participation. I would’ve subbed out sooner if i’d known i’d hardly be able to join in.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1263 "2007-03-15T22:22:25Z")

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Woohoo! We got us a Wolfie!

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1264 "2007-03-16T03:09:25Z")

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Now I lay me down to sleep,  
I pray all wolves get hit by Jeeps,  
And if I die before I wake,  
I pray that mighty OG SMAH!

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1265 "2007-03-16T04:00:56Z")

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And who exactly is Og gonna smah? I’m not sure I wanna be here to watch when that happens.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1266 "2007-03-16T04:03:37Z")

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The “smah” is a cruel fate indeed. Og just heaves back and lets loose a mighty haymaker but then stops just short of your forehead, over and over again like an older brother on a car trip.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1267 "2007-03-16T13:48:17Z")

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drums fingers on table…

checks watch…

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1268 "2007-03-16T16:59:56Z")

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Shouldn’t someone have been eaten by now?

The teeming millions demand blood!

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1269 "2007-03-16T17:27:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Pleonast]  
Shouldn’t someone have been eaten by now?

The teeming millions demand blood!  
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Don’t howl for blood too loud. Our trigger-fingers are itchy itchy itchy!

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**Author:** ![The\_Composer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Composer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Composer)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1270 "2007-03-16T18:11:49Z")

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**BOO!**

(Sorry, it was just too quiet…)

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1271 "2007-03-16T19:10:19Z")

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_doesn’t post from beyond the grave_

(The dead have infinite patience, you know.)

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1272 "2007-03-16T19:11:46Z")

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Well then, I guess I’m alive.

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**Author:** ![Roonwit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Roonwit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roonwit)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1273 "2007-03-16T21:01:59Z")

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The wolves have eaten the GM. Brilliant strategy!

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1274 "2007-03-17T01:38:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Roonwit]  
The wolves have eaten the GM. Brilliant strategy!  
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Someone get a mirror and hold it up to his nose.

If we see steam, he’s alive. If we see nothing, he’s a vampire!

Wait, wrong game.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1275 "2007-03-17T01:46:47Z")

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If he’s a vampire, can we stake 'im?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1276 "2007-03-17T01:51:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
If he’s a vampire, can we stake 'im?  
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By tradition, we’re more of a lynching crowd. But if the lynching doesn’t take 'im, _then_ we stake 'im.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1277 "2007-03-17T02:17:04Z")

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When you die, is it just like everything stops and the world stops moving? The celestial cycle stops? All is still? Because I think maybe I’m dead.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1278 "2007-03-17T02:22:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Richard Parker]  
When you die, is it just like everything stops and the world stops moving? The celestial cycle stops? All is still? Because I think maybe I’m dead.  
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Um, we can use the mirror on you, too, if you want.

We’re not exactly getting rave reviews for the results, though.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1279 "2007-03-17T02:22:13Z")

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Ok doke, ready to go, for the werewolves have dined upon **sturmhauke** a l’orange!

So the **Seer** is dead. 4 Days again. 4 votes required for a countdown.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1280 "2007-03-17T02:30:04Z")

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Ok, so I’m a little confused. I had sort of been assuming \*\*Dnooman \*\*was the last remaining wolf. But the GA is dead, and since \*\*Sturm \*\*got snacked, there was no need to see the Seer’s vote, so the only delay was the wolves. So why did that take so long? How many wolves do we think are left? Is \*\*Dnooman \*\*just delaying to make us think there are more?

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