# Werewolf - a game.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997 "2007-02-05T23:04:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1281 "2007-03-17T02:36:18Z")

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Well, we’ll find out after we lynch dnooman!

_tosses lilies on **sturmhauke** ’s grave_ I’m sure **sturmy** went down fighting.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1282 "2007-03-17T02:40:57Z")

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Oh, **sturmhauke** , we hardly knew ye.

Lynch **dnooman**.

I hope he’s the last one, but he might not be.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1283 "2007-03-17T02:42:51Z")

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Lynch Dnooman.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1284 "2007-03-17T02:46:59Z")

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If **dnooman** ’s not the last, who are we pegging for the next lynching?

I’ve ruled out everyone except **unfinished symphony** (who hasn’t posted enough for me to cross off The List) and perhaps **Captain Carrot** (who I really don’t have a concrete suspicion on, but just comes across all furry to me at times).

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1285 "2007-03-17T02:48:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Richard Parker]  
Ok, so I’m a little confused. I had sort of been assuming \*\*Dnooman \*\*was the last remaining wolf. But the GA is dead, and since \*\*Sturm \*\*got snacked, there was no need to see the Seer’s vote, so the only delay was the wolves. So why did that take so long? How many wolves do we think are left? Is \*\*Dnooman \*\*just delaying to make us think there are more?  
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I thought they might try lynching someone else, leaving us to puzzle over why they didn’t take out **sturmhauke**. Still, I would have been for lynching **dnooman** unless he was the one who got eaten (which would have taken the game to a whole new level of freakishness).

I’m hoping he’s the last.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1286 "2007-03-17T02:49:51Z")

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How many people do we have left? I’m willing to be lynched if that doesn’t put us in danger, and if it helps everybody figure out who the real werewolves are, especially since (as has been said before) if the townies win, I win even if I’m dead.

Oh, and vote dnooman.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1287 "2007-03-17T02:53:01Z")

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Well, if we’re lucky, **dnooman** will be the last one, and you won’t have to be. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1288 "2007-03-17T02:58:15Z")

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Well, that was quick. Four votes. Day ends 6:00pm my time on Saturday. You’ve got 15 hours.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1289 "2007-03-17T03:00:10Z")

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For my birthday, I want to be made into a French dish and be eaten by werewolves! No wait, I take it back, I want something else… Damn, guess I’m too late. I took a bunch of silver nitrate as a measure of vengeance. Let’s see if if works.

Good luck, noble townsfolk. I’m off to that mysterious thread in the sky.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1290 "2007-03-17T03:02:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Richard Parker]  
Ok, so I’m a little confused. I had sort of been assuming \*\*Dnooman \*\*was the last remaining wolf. But the GA is dead, and since \*\*Sturm \*\*got snacked, there was no need to see the Seer’s vote, so the only delay was the wolves. So why did that take so long? How many wolves do we think are left? Is \*\*Dnooman \*\*just delaying to make us think there are more?  
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I was wondering the same thing. I guess we’ll find out after we lynch dnooman.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1291 "2007-03-17T07:04:06Z")

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Hey guys. I just got this really great job offer in Scranton.  
So, I’m gonna have to leave town. I’m surprised you guys don’t do the same, there are freakin’ werewolves here!

If you guys absolutely _must_ kill someone tonight, lynch **Suburban Plankton**.

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1292 "2007-03-17T07:36:58Z")

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lynch dnooman

put me down for the stylish matching glove and hat set. lets keep this hide relatively intact ok guys?

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**Author:** ![unfinished\_symphony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@unfinished\_symphony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unfinished_symphony)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1293 "2007-03-17T12:46:49Z")

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definatly vote dnooman

i can see i’m in the frame to possibly be next, and to be honest i really don’t blame you. Once we’ve got rid of the werewolf problem, we really need to sort these rats. Been laid up with the Plague amongst other things.

Anyway, lynch me tomorrow if you like. But it only worries me that we’ll still be left with the wolf infestation another day or days if **dnooman** isn’t the last. I’ve already let you down, and now it could be deflecting attention from any remaining fuzzies. Sigh. Cross that chicken when it’s hatched. Fingers crossed that the pack ends with dnooman.

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1294 "2007-03-17T13:51:08Z")

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assuming wolves other than dnooman, I’m likely on the menu tonight. if there happen to be 2 other wolves left after dnooman, then there is danger of them counter claiming mason. Would the other 2 masons like to come out whilst I can still verify them?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1295 "2007-03-17T13:56:52Z")

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[QUOTE=dnooman]  
Hey guys. I just got this really great job offer in Scranton.  
So, I’m gonna have to leave town. I’m surprised you guys don’t do the same, there are freakin’ werewolves here!

If you guys absolutely _must_ kill someone tonight, lynch **Suburban Plankton**.  
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Coming from you, sir, I consider that a high compliment. I give you my word that I’ll make sure \*your \*head is placed on the \*tallest \*pike in the square.

And as \*\*OAOW \*\*pointed out, there’s probably no harm at this point in telling you all that I am, in fact, a Mason. Good call, **dnooman**.

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1296 "2007-03-17T14:19:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Suburban Plankton]

And as \*\*OAOW \*\*pointed out, there’s probably no harm at this point in telling you all that I am, in fact, a Mason. Good call, **dnooman**.  
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our 3rd brother can probably keep his head down at this point, as there will be at least one of us around tomorrow to confirm him.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1297 "2007-03-17T14:26:18Z")

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[QUOTE=One And Only Wanderers]  
our 3rd brother can probably keep his head down at this point, as there will be at least one of us around tomorrow to confirm him.  
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_gives super-secret handshake to **OAOW** , and hopes his shoulder stays in its socket this time_

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1298 "2007-03-17T17:07:53Z")

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**dnooman** nailed the identity of the Masons - I’m the third. Unfortunately, my shoulder’s still a little gimpy from the last meeting, so we’ll have to do without the handshake.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1299 "2007-03-17T17:09:01Z")

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[QUOTE=One And Only Wanderers]  
our 3rd brother can probably keep his head down at this point, as there will be at least one of us around tomorrow to confirm him.  
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Note to self: read the whole thread before you post, moron. :smack:

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**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/werewolf-a-game/390997/1300 "2007-03-17T17:33:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Enginerd]  
Note to self: read the whole thread before you post, moron. :smack:  
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\<Peanut Gallery\>  
HA-HA!  
\</Peanut Gallery\>  
_is promptly lynched and thrown in the river_

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