# Wesley Willis is King....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 9, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343 "2001-04-09T12:59:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343/1 "2001-04-09T12:59:38Z")

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has anyone else ever heard of this awesome singer? Such hits like “Suck a Cheetah’s Dick” and “Rock 'n Roll McDonalds” have been released by him. Everyone needs to get some of his music some how…but the CDs are pretty rare, I am sure you can find it somewhere though.

[Wesley Willis](http://www.wesleywillis.com)

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343/2 "2001-04-09T13:31:25Z")

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We were talking about him on the Brunching Shuttlecocks message board some time last year. The consensus was that he was indeed wicked cool.

Rock over London  
Rock on Chicago.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343/3 "2001-04-09T14:50:32Z")

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MP3s, baby.

After I heard him explain how he “kicked Batman’s ass,” I wa never the same.

He really is schizophrenic, though.

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**Author:** ![Timchik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Timchik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timchik)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343/4 "2001-04-09T15:02:09Z")

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My favorite is the epic saga of the Chicken-Cow:

"This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero  
It can rip your head off  
It can fly as high as a bird  
It can bite your face

The chicken cow  
The chicken cow  
The chicken cow  
The chicken cow"

(from [http://www.wesleywillis.com](http://www.wesleywillis.com))

He does indeed rock, but I find a little goes a long way; it’s not like I often want to listen to an entire CD of schizophrenic ranting, however amusing.

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**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343/5 "2001-04-09T15:27:39Z")

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“Chicken-cow  
came up,  
Bit my brother  
in the ass.”

“Rock over London  
Rock on Chicago  
Blockbuster Video  
Wow, what a difference.”

The dude’s nuts, that’s for sure. He does whip a cheetah’s ass with a belt, though.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wesley-willis-is-king/61343/6 "2001-04-09T15:37:07Z")

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I related my Wesley Willis stories, and there’s some other good WW stuff in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48954).