# Westboro Baptist at it again

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 13, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307 "2009-08-13T16:53:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/21 "2009-08-13T22:51:08Z")

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I’m waiting for him to kick his entire family out and put up signs that say, “God hates anyone who isn’t me.” I’m only half-kidding. That man is fucking _insane_.

[Cite](http://www.blank.org/addict/)

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**Author:** ![Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fake_Tales_of_San_Francisco)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/22 "2009-08-13T22:58:49Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> Plus, changing his tactics to incite against another religion is interesting, as religions are protected classes. Not that it means anything, but I think that some hate crime legislation could be tested here.

I don’t think this is changing tactics. They seem to have always hated other religions…

…and their own religion. I was watching the Louis Theroux documentary on Westboro Baptist Church today and in one of the clips they were holding signs saying ‘God hates Jews’ outside what they called a ‘Jew Church’. Their reasoning was that they say Jews killed Jesus (Romans get off scot free again!). So I don’t think this is some sort of big shift. They also picketed outside a Swedish vacuum cleaner shop. [This](http://www.godhatessweden.com/)might explain why.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/23 "2009-08-13T23:04:03Z")

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> [@kitemaker\_chuck](#):
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> Fred Phelps and his insane church posse.

Band Name!

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/24 "2009-08-13T23:10:15Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Where’s the Great Debate here?

I think it’s “are Jews gay?”

Does anybody know what happened with that [multimillion dollar verdict](http://www.citmedialaw.org/threats/snyder-v-phelps)against Clan Phelps and WBC? I remember that some of their assets were frozen and they got into some trouble with the court for not reporting some of their holdings, but that’s the last I heard and it was over a year ago. I assume it’s under appeal but apparently it hasn’t stopped them from protesting or media whoring (though why any media outlet gives them airspace is beyond me).

(The plaintiff is the father of a U.S. soldier killed in Iraq whose funeral the Phelps picketed; the original verdict was $12 million+/- but it was reduced to something like $5 million, which is still more than the church has, but Snyder has said that while he realizes he’ll never collect it all he does want to take every penny the family has.)

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/25 "2009-08-13T23:23:35Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Must be nice to go through life with such moral certainty that you’d cheerfully anally rape and torture people to death, just because they held up a sign that annoyed you. It’s OK to clap and cheer as they are raped and killed, because they are bad peole who deserve it.

Yes, it is nice. Because the hateful shit that the WBC spews belongs in the archaic remnants of history for people to gawk at, not as a platform for a debate or serious discussion. Their hateful rhetoric is of a kind espoused by evil, not simply an annoying and ignorant rabble. If they could, they’d burn us all for believing differently. I dont want to do that, but I will protect myself from them, and if it takes a little bit of evil to eradicate greater evil, then so be it. Such purposeful hatred cannot be reasoned with, and given the condemnation of eternal suffering they believe even tangential players related to the issue should suffer, then anal rape is actually quite a benign judgement. They should suffer a far worse fate

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/26 "2009-08-13T23:30:07Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Yes, it is nice. Because the hateful shit that the WBC spews belongs in the archaic remnants of history for people to gawk at, not as a platform for a debate or serious discussion. Their hateful rhetoric is of a kind espoused by evil, not simply an annoying and ignorant rabble. If they could, they’d burn us all for believing differently. I dont want to do that, but I will protect myself from them, and if it takes a little bit of evil to eradicate greater evil, then so be it. Such purposeful hatred cannot be reasoned with, and given the condemnation of eternal suffering they believe even tangential players related to the issue should suffer, then anal rape is actually quite a benign judgement. They should suffer a far worse fate

I kinda think there are less extreme ways of protecting yourself from Fred Phelps than by raping him to death. Actually, I’m pretty sure that “Ignoring him and going on about your business,” would do it.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/27 "2009-08-13T23:46:22Z")

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Freddie’s spawn protested my church last week. _Sniff_ I feel so _proud!_

Actually, I felt a little bad, only because my pastor is a nice man who goes out of his way to set up a food/clothing/shelter program for the homeless, and he shouldn’t have to read signs calling him a whore, even wielded by crazies. But really, how can anyone do anything but pity the children born into that family?

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/28 "2009-08-13T23:46:44Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Yes, it is nice. Because the hateful shit that the WBC spews belongs in the archaic remnants of history for people to gawk at, not as a platform for a debate or serious discussion. Their hateful rhetoric is of a kind espoused by evil, not simply an annoying and ignorant rabble. If they could, they’d burn us all for believing differently. I dont want to do that, but I will protect myself from them, and if it takes a little bit of evil to eradicate greater evil, then so be it. Such purposeful hatred cannot be reasoned with, and given the condemnation of eternal suffering they believe even tangential players related to the issue should suffer, then anal rape is actually quite a benign judgement. They should suffer a far worse fate

The fact that simply shooting them all would achieve this objective just as well makes one suspect that there’s more at work here than just self-defense.

Of course, I proposed boiling him in his own juices via lightning bolt, so I can’t really criticize. But seriously speaking, it hurts your credibility to claim that you’re arguing for prolonged torture by dismemberment and anal rape from a _moral_ basis. (In my opinion a burning hatred and desire for revenge is the only rationale that seems plausible as a basis for this position, though the “it’s the internet - nobody ever says what they mean” defense might work too.)

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**Author:** ![Da\_ICON](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Da\_ICON](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Da_ICON)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/29 "2009-08-13T23:47:51Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I think it’s “are Jews gay?”
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> Does anybody know what happened with that [multimillion dollar verdict](http://www.citmedialaw.org/threats/snyder-v-phelps)against Clan Phelps and WBC? I remember that some of their assets were frozen and they got into some trouble with the court for not reporting some of their holdings, but that’s the last I heard and it was over a year ago. I assume it’s under appeal but apparently it hasn’t stopped them from protesting or media whoring (though why any media outlet gives them airspace is beyond me).
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> (The plaintiff is the father of a U.S. soldier killed in Iraq whose funeral the Phelps picketed; the original verdict was $12 million+/- but it was reduced to something like $5 million, which is still more than the church has, but Snyder has said that while he realizes he’ll never collect it all he does want to take every penny the family has.)

As I read this I was wondering why WBC hadn’t already been sued into oblivion???

This shit has been going on for how many years?? I’m a former-fundie borderline nut, but even at my extreme worst I would have been happy to exact a Christian-style Jihad and exterminate the absolute evil spewed by these animals in my saviour’s name.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/30 "2009-08-14T00:07:56Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Yes, it is nice. Because the hateful shit that the WBC spews belongs in the archaic remnants of history for people to gawk at, not as a platform for a debate or serious discussion. Their hateful rhetoric is of a kind espoused by evil, not simply an annoying and ignorant rabble. If they could, they’d burn us all for believing differently. I dont want to do that, but I will protect myself from them, and if it takes a little bit of evil to eradicate greater evil, then so be it. Such purposeful hatred cannot be reasoned with, and given the condemnation of eternal suffering they believe even tangential players related to the issue should suffer, then anal rape is actually quite a benign judgement. They should suffer a far worse fate

So if Fred Phelps jumped off a cliff, you’d definitely jump off too?

If he’s really such an evil person, maybe we could try arresting him and putting him in a psychiatric hospital where although he won’t be cured, at least he won’t bother the rest of us.

Or we could ignore him.

If that doesn’t work, then we can investigate your anal rape torture scenarios.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/31 "2009-08-14T01:18:46Z")

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This is Great Debates.

Rants are five fora down.

Here, I’ll move this for you.

[/Modding]

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/32 "2009-08-14T01:25:53Z")

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[…bangs head on desk…] How did the beautiful teachings of Jesus become so warped by these demon possessed Troglodytes? Dear God.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/33 "2009-08-14T02:12:10Z")

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Liberal, it’s one guy. And he says what he says because he’s nuts. He’s a sadist who enjoys inflicting pain. And he has kept his children and grandchildren under his thumb for years, all for the purpose of feeding his own ego and making himself into a biblical Patriarch.

People get all upset about this guy and his kids, but for the life of me I can’t understand why. You don’t get upset that the guy on the streetcorner is ranting and raving about Jesus, why should you get upset when this guy does?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/34 "2009-08-14T02:13:42Z")

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Well, you’ve got a point there. When you’re right, you’re right. Fuck 'im.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/35 "2009-08-14T02:17:57Z")

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How come there’s no “God Hates Hell’s Angels” or “God Hates Crips”? Seems curious they never protest anyone who might actually take them apart.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/36 "2009-08-14T02:55:55Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> How come there’s no “God Hates Hell’s Angels” or “God Hates Crips”? Seems curious they never protest anyone who might actually take them apart.

They have protested at the funerals of several dozen Marines, Army Rangers, etc. One would have thought that the commanding officers of the dead soldiers would have had more sense…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/37 "2009-08-14T03:11:54Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> . . . the only way he can get food and water is to ask for an ass rape first

You know, food and water can be absorbed through the rectum . . . just in case he goes on a hunger strike.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/38 "2009-08-14T03:40:29Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> […bangs head on desk…] How did the beautiful teachings of Jesus become so warped by these demon possessed Troglodytes? Dear God.

“The devil can quote Scripture for his own ends”. And if he can delude some idiot into doing it for him, so much the better.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/39 "2009-08-14T04:56:12Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> Well, you’ve got a point there. When you’re right, you’re right. Fuck 'im.

Wait, didn’t **YogSosoth** already propose that idea? 😃

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westboro-baptist-at-it-again/506307/40 "2009-08-14T10:21:29Z")

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Ah, it’s the crucified Christ thing. I was hoping it was something new.

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