# We've got big balls! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979 "2007-03-07T18:46:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/1 "2007-03-07T18:46:28Z")
We’ve got the [biggest balls of them all!](http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/4514) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/2 "2007-03-07T19:01:03Z")
A world’s largest balls collection and I’m not on the list? They’re getting an angry e-mail! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/3 "2007-03-07T22:36:18Z")
Apparently there is a four-way competition for [World’s Largest Hairball.](http://www.roadsideamerica.com/roger/QueryTips.php) {search on “hairball”} :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/4 "2007-03-07T22:47:59Z")
[QUOTE= Autolycus] A world’s largest balls collection and I’m not on the list? They’re getting an angry e-mail! [/QUOTE] Sorry, dude, you live with your mom and she cooks for you. You’re not on ANY list of balls. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alive_At_Both_Ends)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/5 "2007-03-07T22:57:35Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] We’ve got the [biggest balls of them all!](http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/4514) [/QUOTE] I have to ask it, given your user name: Why do mice have such small balls? Because very few of them know how to dance. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/6 "2007-03-07T23:02:00Z")
[QUOTE=Alive At Both Ends] I have to ask it, given your user name: Why do mice have such small balls? Because very few of them know how to dance. [/QUOTE] Cute very cute. 🙂 But [these mice](http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1086181) would have a **fabulous** time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/7 "2007-03-07T23:07:23Z")
Hmm looking at the picture at the bottom of the page on the OP link, I realize I have wasted my life. Apparently rubber band balls are how you get the hot wimenz. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/8 "2007-03-07T23:23:40Z")
I really _really_ want to drop that rubber band ball off a tall building and see how high it bounces. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/9 "2007-03-07T23:35:47Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] I really _really_ want to drop that rubber band ball off a tall building and see how high it bounces. [/QUOTE] I am amused by my own inability to estimate weight. How can that thing weigh more than two tons, I wonder? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weve-got-big-balls/394979/10 "2007-03-08T00:46:52Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] Cute very cute. 🙂 But [these mice](http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1086181) would have a **fabulous** time. 😃 [/QUOTE] I just have to put in my two (scents) Too many steroids.