# Wevets weds Wevetlady

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 24, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446 "2008-05-24T02:40:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/1 "2008-05-24T02:40:05Z")

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So I have some exciting news – I’ve got new jewelry!

It’s a wedding ring.

Wevetlady and I tied the knot back at the end of March, and what with wedding and family and honeymoon, I haven’t been around here much.  
_looks around_  
Did anything change in the last couple months?  
Anyway, I like guessing games, and that makes this a great opportunity since we had a very non-traditional wedding. If you’d like to participate, feel free to answer any of these questions or write in your own answers if you prefer:

Which of the following medieval (not necessarily musical) instruments appeared at the wedding?  
A. A lute  
B. A trebuchet  
C. A broadsword  
D. A hurdy-gurdy

What represented the groom on the marital cupcakes?  
A. A small plastic pirate ship  
B. A figurine of the Muppet ‘Beaker’  
C. A four-eyed, green, beaked alien  
D. A baseball player

What was the most surprising gift?  
A. The 4-inch knife plus spork combination tool  
B. The cash gift we suspect was once drug money  
C. “His” and “Hers” walkie-talkies  
D. Easter Eggs

The officiant was inspired by:  
A. The wedding scene in “The Princess Bride”  
B. A large supply of honey biscuits  
C. Some loudly honking Canada Geese  
D. Holly Golightly’s version of “My Love Is”  
Really, the wedding was great fun and I just wanted to share. Anyone else with good wedding stories?

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**Author:** ![justpassingthrough](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@justpassingthrough](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justpassingthrough)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/2 "2008-05-24T04:15:11Z")

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Congratulations!

A trebuchet would have been very cool, but I’ll have to guess a lute and broadsword.

Based on your questions, ‘non-traditional’ is a bit of an understatement.

May you and Ladywevets have a long and loving happily ever after!

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/3 "2008-05-24T05:32:05Z")

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Ooh, was it a piratically themed wedding? That sounds pretty cool, so I hope so.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/4 "2008-05-24T08:42:43Z")

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I believe we’ll be needing cites for all the answers…

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/5 "2008-05-24T09:42:30Z")

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Hmmm…combination wedding thread and game. Does it go here or in The Game Room ? (Was The Game Room already open when you were last here?)

Sounds like a cool wedding. All weddings should focus on being fun!

I’ve selected my answers in bolded green…  
Which of the following medieval (not necessarily musical) instruments appeared at the wedding?  
A. A lute  
B. A trebuchet  
**C. A broadsword**  
D. A hurdy-gurdy

What represented the groom on the marital cupcakes?  
**A. A small plastic pirate ship**  
B. A figurine of the Muppet ‘Beaker’  
C. A four-eyed, green, beaked alien  
D. A baseball player

What was the most surprising gift?  
**A. The 4-inch knife plus spork combination tool**  
B. The cash gift we suspect was once drug money  
C. “His” and “Hers” walkie-talkies  
D. Easter Eggs

The officiant was inspired by:  
**A. The wedding scene in “The Princess Bride”**  
B. A large supply of honey biscuits  
C. Some loudly honking Canada Geese  
D. Holly Golightly’s version of “My Love Is”

Congratulations! You \*are \*going to share some pics eventually, right?

GT

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/6 "2008-05-24T10:41:55Z")

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Congratulations. Wishing you both a lifetime of joy and happiness together.

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**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/7 "2008-05-25T00:33:36Z")

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Thanks to all for your congratulations! 😃  
I’m afraid it was not piratically themed, but it did generally fit into the category of “outdoor fun”

So far on the guessing game **gardentraveler** wins question #4. Our officiant was so excited by the fun we were having that she asked if she could start the ceremony with “Mawwwage is the thing that brwings us togwah heah todway.” Of course we could not refuse.

Everyone really got into it for us - a pair of our friends did an excellent rendition of “My Love Is” (it helps that he’s in a [band](http://www.adamburnsband.com/adamburnsband/The_Adam_Burns_Band.html)) and even the Canada Geese were cooperative (mostly by not pooping on the wedding party.) 😉

We didn’t actually have a broadsword there, and the 4-inch knife and spork tool was surprising but not the most surprising…  
I’ll have to see if I can’t put some photos up on imageshack or something.

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**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/8 "2008-05-28T05:22:34Z")

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There we go.

Pictures should be here:

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/9 "2008-05-28T05:27:47Z")

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I’m not sure what do I love most, the clothing or the trebuchet toss 😃

Congratulations, you trebucheting alien!

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/10 "2008-05-28T10:07:19Z")

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What a great wedding! Those are fantastic pictures.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/11 "2008-05-28T11:18:00Z")

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Looks like everyone had fun! Great pictures.

GT

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**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/12 "2008-05-31T17:38:58Z")

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Ding ding ding!

**Nava** wins questions 1 and 2.

Thanks for the congratulations. 🙂

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wevets-weds-wevetlady/450446/13 "2008-05-31T17:51:50Z")

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Looks beautiful - I especially like that you had first aid right up front.

Congratulations and best wishes and all good things like that!
