# Whadaya Know About the Next Poster? Game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 31, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129 "2010-01-31T17:40:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/1 "2010-01-31T17:40:09Z")
I wanted to post in the [other thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=550072), But I suck at knowing stuff about people online. I’d have to wait for one of the few people I know things about to post before posting… “Quadgop - He’s a doctor at a Prison. And his daughter is also a member of the dope” So I decided to create an alternate thread. What do you know about the _next_ poster? The next poster after me… Has three kittens named Fluffy, Moggie, and Dave. Once urinated in a policeman’s hat. Is often seen riding their mountain bike naked around their home town. Is allergic to ice-cream. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/2 "2010-01-31T23:46:02Z")
Wow, that’s not me 'cause I only ride a \*go-kart \*around my home town naked. Ok, so the next poster… \*Likes butter nut crunch pineapple pizza \*Only wears flip-flops to midnight mass \*Listens exclusively to Englebert Humperdink on their iPod \*And works making red shoelaces for baby booties ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/3 "2010-02-01T07:59:41Z")
See if I ever get drunk with you again! Wow, are you blabby! The next poster is actually the sock of a moderator. (Cecil doesn’t know.) … has dated Morgan Freeman, Mariska Hargitay, and Chef Momofuku. …always wears polka dot panties. …won a Milton Berle look-a-like contest. …worked as an organ grinder in Budapest. …wears a 38 DD bra ---
**Author:** ![Rafe\_Hollister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Rafe\_Hollister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rafe_Hollister)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/4 "2010-02-01T14:30:02Z")
Yep. That Mariska Hargitay is one fine piece of ace. That person below me is allergic to toothpaste. Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Can type 15 wpm. Does an awesome Gomer Pyle impression. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/5 "2010-02-01T15:40:15Z")
… was often spotted canoodling with Suzanne Pleshette in his younger days. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/6 "2010-02-01T16:43:23Z")
… can juggle chainsaws using their unusually long and mobile penis, but as an unfortunate side effect of trying this when drunk has no arms. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/7 "2010-02-01T17:11:43Z")
And also plays a mean xylophone. I think the word I’m looking for is ‘prehensile’. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/8 "2010-02-01T18:39:32Z")
…can whistle in three-part harmony. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/9 "2010-02-02T16:26:59Z")
…has climbed Mt. Everest in scuba gear. …wore a Union Jack Tee-Shirt to a St. patrick’s Day party in Dublin. …has big GIANT BRASS ones. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whadaya-know-about-the-next-poster-game/527129/10 "2010-02-02T16:41:30Z")
I use them to hold books. The Next poster: Was a finalist in a knuckle-biting tourney in York (UK)… Made a fortune selling Natto in York (PA)… Lost it playing cribbage in York (NE)…