# Whaddaya mean you can't deliver it to me today?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whaddaya-mean-you-cant-deliver-it-to-me-today/72874>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 18, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whaddaya-mean-you-cant-deliver-it-to-me-today/72874 "2001-07-18T02:09:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whaddaya-mean-you-cant-deliver-it-to-me-today/72874/21 "2001-07-21T23:42:49Z")

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It came yesterday.

In all its bevel-gleaming whiteness.

I run my hands over it like a Stockholm-syndrome-suffering refugee from the Price is Right gulag.

I’m suffering from Appliance Intoxication.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

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