# Whale Go KABOOM! WHEEEEE!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 29, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564 "2004-01-29T13:10:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564/21 "2004-01-30T23:12:22Z")

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What exactly in the whale anatomy does the Vespa shaped organ do?

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564/22 "2004-01-31T04:07:36Z")

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[QUOTE=french frog]  
You’re all missing the point.

This whale had a \*\* [5 feet penis !](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/) \*\*

> [@MSNBC](#):
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> “More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ‘experience’ the size of its penis,” the newspaper reported. \*\*

“Experience the size of its penis”???  
Now I have this mental image of a cue of men pants down and… Ack! Arggghhh! _spasmic seizure caused by psichological trauma_

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**Author:** ![blasphmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564/23 "2004-01-31T05:08:28Z")

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C’mon guys (giggle giggle), it’s a serious topic (snigger snigger), i mean Professor Wang just wanted to play with his Sperm wh(HA HA) wha-wha (BWAHAHAHAHA) whale. 😃😃😃😃😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564/24 "2004-01-31T05:25:10Z")

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> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> What exactly in the whale anatomy does the Vespa shaped organ do?

Christ man, I need to just go ahead and cover my mouth _before_ I read your posts. That one effing split me in two.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564/25 "2004-02-01T05:42:57Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Christ man, I need to just go ahead and cover my mouth _before_ I read your posts. That one effing split me in two.

As high a compliment as I could recieve, considering I cover _all_ my orfices before I read your posts.  
😃

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**Author:** ![sheepi83](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sheepi83](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sheepi83)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564/26 "2004-02-01T06:35:18Z")

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My daddy grew up near that street and he went to the Uni. that examined the whale guts…

bwahahahahahahahahahaha 😃

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-go-kaboom-wheeeee/226564/27 "2004-02-01T19:09:30Z")

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“That’s a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?”

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