# Whale tries to eat man

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-tries-to-eat-man/944124 "2021-06-12T15:44:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whale-tries-to-eat-man/944124/52 "2021-06-14T01:51:56Z")

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Wow! I’m 30 posts too late, but golly The Whoosh is strong in that one. @kenobi_65 would be so proud.

> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Meh. Just another whale swallows man story. That’s not news. You want news? Come back when you have a man swallows whale story.

Well we recently had the [man swallows cockroach(es) story] that ended even worse. And last I saw, cockroaches are much smaller than whales.

> [@I believe I have discovered the worst “food” item in existence](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-i-have-discovered-the-worst-food-item-in-existence/942741/41):
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> As gross as eating a live octopus sounds, I’d rather eat that than what this guy ate:

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