# Whammo, damn you and your corn chip feet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whammo-damn-you-and-your-corn-chip-feet/54848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whammo-damn-you-and-your-corn-chip-feet/54848 "2001-02-17T04:49:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whammo-damn-you-and-your-corn-chip-feet/54848/1 "2001-02-17T04:49:25Z")

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I just had the chance, not on purpose, to smell my feet…GUESS WHAT, they smelled like corn chips.

Oh God, please help me.

And Whammo, if you want proof I will mail you my sock! My damned feet smell like corn chips, I will never eat a corn chip again I tell you!

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**Author:** ![Mandi\_s\_Mind\_101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mandi\_s\_Mind\_101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mandi_s_Mind_101)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whammo-damn-you-and-your-corn-chip-feet/54848/2 "2001-02-17T04:53:35Z")

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corn chips?  
Isnt that a sign of pnemonia? i swear

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whammo-damn-you-and-your-corn-chip-feet/54848/3 "2001-02-17T05:00:43Z")

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No sign of physical illness other than potential mental illness LOL

Please refer to this thread for more info:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32234](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32234)

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whammo-damn-you-and-your-corn-chip-feet/54848/4 "2001-02-17T06:51:14Z")

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hehehehehehe!! Hey “toots” wanna rub tootsies over some salsa?!?! :D:D:D

Consider yourself blessed! In the ancient Orient it was considered a sign of royalty and beauty. [sub]I tell myself… trust me it helps[/sub]

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whammo-damn-you-and-your-corn-chip-feet/54848/5 "2001-02-17T08:09:30Z")

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I would rub my tootsies in salsa with you any time…so pick a time, a date…but I promise to wash my feet before hand in case you have a foot fetish.