# What '80's "hair metal" song is on your mind right now?

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**Created:** [June 1, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181 "2001-06-01T06:32:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/21 "2001-06-01T13:51:29Z")

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Motley Crue, “Girls Girls Girls.”

Btw, try having my name at the height of Poison’s popularity (regarding ERHIT).

“Heh heh, you like that song don’t you Rose… eeeeevery Rooooose has it’s thooooorn… heh heh heh.”

Over and over and over and… edged out for first place, however, by Seal’s “Kiss from a Rose,” which is not hair metal so I’ll be quiet now 🙂

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/22 "2001-06-01T13:53:43Z")

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**plnnr** , that was “Here I Go Again” by Whitesnake.

Why do I know that…

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/23 "2001-06-01T14:01:29Z")

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**ToF** just walked by me singing “_BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE SLAUGHTER_” 😃

**plnnr** There was also the other video with Coverdale pulling the amazing looking Tawny up a bed onto him. [sub]Hmmmmmmmmmm I wish I wasn’t in work at the mo. [/sub] 😉

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/24 "2001-06-01T14:02:35Z")

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Probably because it was ubiquitous at the time.

I’ve got Autograph in my head right now.

Turn up the Radio!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/25 "2001-06-01T14:04:56Z")

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yojimbo, was that the video for “Is this love”?

And for some more office fun in Dublin:  
**LOVE IS RAZOR AND I’VE WALKED THE LINE ON THAT SILVER BLADE…** 😃

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/26 "2001-06-01T14:07:49Z")

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_Coming Home_ by Cinderella and now, thanks to **Coldfire** , _Unskinny Bop_ by Poison!

I have to say, I _love_ the hair bands. I was one of the teeny boppers who fell in love with every long haired lead singer there was. (with a few exceptions. Have you ever seen Dee Snyder without his make-up… yuck!) I went to see Dokken, Cinderella, Slaughter, and Poison in concert last year. :eek: That Bret Michaels is still a hotty… I’d do him anyday.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/27 "2001-06-01T14:09:49Z")

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I Liked Twisted Sister…  
How about (I forget the name) by W.A.S.P.?(the one where they were playing on a mountain in the video)  
What? No mentions of Kiss?  
They were good!  
Heavens on Fire was good.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/28 "2001-06-01T14:10:04Z")

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The merits of hair metal? It’s cool. Nothing else need be said. As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I started humming Europe’s “Final Countdown”. Someone else typed up the rhythm, so I won’t bother, but I love that song!

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**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/29 "2001-06-01T14:17:20Z")

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November Rain by Guns & Roses

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/30 "2001-06-01T14:46:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> yojimbo, was that the video for “Is this love”?

It was indeed.

How about a bit of downunder genius.

_'Wanna tell you a story,  
About a woman I know,  
When it comes to loving,  
She steals the show_

God, I still love Rosie.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/31 "2001-06-01T20:18:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*
> 
> Once Bitten, Twice Shy (with that nice piano bit) is by Great White.
> 
> And Cum On Feel The Noize is by Quiet Riot (goofballs is true) but originally by the astonishingly good British Band, **Slade**. \*\*

Once Bitten, Twice Shy was originally by the even better Ian Hunter ex-lead singer of Mott the Hoople. Same era as Slade, way much better.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/32 "2001-06-01T20:23:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by rayniday \*  
> \*\*November Rain by Guns & Roses \*\*

uh-uh. G&R was NOT a hair metal band. No way, no sir.

And I can’t believe Bon Jovi hasn’t popped up here yet!

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/33 "2001-06-01T23:26:08Z")

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Baby I’m not…  
F–f-f-f-f foolin  
and  
Rock of Ages…rock of ages…

Still rollin…rock and rollin  
This thread inspired me to listen my Def Leppard Greatest Hits.🙂  
But now I have the video for “Rock of Ages” in my head with all its cheesy special effects.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/34 "2001-06-01T23:28:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by plnnr \*  
> \*\*Whatever song it was who’s video had Tawny Kitean (or however the hell she spelled that silly name) dancing on the hood of a Jaguar - I turned the sound off and just watched her. \*\*

Whitesnake either “Is this Love” or “Here I go again”, probably the latter.

[sub]yeah, she was was interest back then…[/sub]

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/35 "2001-06-01T23:32:05Z")

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[Simpsons]

Guitarist: I’d like to thank all of you for coming out for the Reunion of **White Snake**.

Bassist: **White Snake**? I thought we were **Poison**!

## Drummer: Says here we’re **RATT**.

Bride: You got Poison to play at out wedding?

Guitarist: No, we’re cyanide! A _loving tribute_ to Poison.  
[/Simpsons]

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/36 "2001-06-01T23:38:15Z")

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_must…resist…urge…to…headbang…_  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  
BANG YOUR HEAD!  
MEATAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAAAAAAD…  
(FWIW, I still have a Quiet Riot button, and it’s in my basement…still pinned to my Mork suspenders…)

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/37 "2001-06-01T23:55:43Z")

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you read my mind.

_Shot through the heaart, and you’re too late, darling you give looove a bad name, bad name…_

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/38 "2001-06-01T23:57:15Z")

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\*Hey, the old ones speak of winter  
The young ones praise the sun  
And time just slips awa-ay  
Running into nowhere  
Turning like a wheel  
And a year becomes a da-ay

Whenever you dream  
That’s when you fly  
So here is a dream for just you and I

We’ll find the Sacred Heart…\*

So howcum nobody mentioned Dio yet?

\*There’s perfect harmony  
In the rising and the falling of the sea  
And as we drift along  
I never fail to be astounded by the things we’ll do for promises  
And a song

We are the innocent  
We are the dammned  
Lost in the middle of the madness  
Hunted by the lion and the lamb  
We bring you fantasy  
We bring you pain  
We’re your one great chance for a miracle  
Or we will disappear  
Never to be seen again

And all the fools  
Sailed away…\*

“Phantom of the Opera” off Iron Maiden, Iron Maiden, is, IMHO, one of the finest pieces of speed bass I’ve ever heard. Bass follows lead, at speed, with two less strings. Magnificent. Couldn’t possibly care less about the words. I had such a crush on Bruce Dern…

And last MPSIMS for this, I have irredeemably corrupted my eldest son. He’s nine, and likes it HEAVY. Rob Zombie is his current fave. Much to the horror of some less enlightened adults.

Oh yeah - redeeming value. Huhmmmmm, lemme look.

Hmmmm.

Well, in some cases it didn’t say much, but it was said coherently and sorta melodically, in a fashion in which you could actually hear the words. Mostly.

As opposed to thrash and death metal, in which the voices and guitars were so badly distorted as to make the whole thing pointless to me, anyways.

Plus, oddly enough, under all that mascara and hair, there were a couple 'r three decent poets. They figured out how to make it pay, and pay well.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/39 "2001-06-02T00:22:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lizard \*  
> **For me, it’s “Round and Round” by Ratt.**

GMTA.  
Also, Motley Crue’s “Kickstart My Heart”

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/40 "2001-06-02T01:11:24Z")

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I wish to sincerely unthank you all for planting all these back into my mind after a prolonged period of blessed oblivion 🙂

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ura-Maru \*  
> \*\*
> 
> I also sometimes worry about being run over by a Mad Machine, or getting caught in a Konya Wa Hurricane . . .
> 
> \*\*

Would you believe, what with all the announcements around here of the start of hurricane season (I live in the appropriate region), the latter did pop into my head today…

jrd

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