# What '80's "hair metal" song is on your mind right now?

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**Created:** [June 1, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181 "2001-06-01T06:32:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/41 "2001-06-02T01:24:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*
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> > Once Bitten, Twice Shy (with that nice piano bit) is by Great White.
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> > And Cum On Feel The Noize is by Quiet Riot (goofballs is true) but originally by the astonishingly good British Band, **Slade**. \*\*
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> Once Bitten, Twice Shy was originally by the even better Ian Hunter ex-lead singer of Mott the Hoople. Same era as Slade, way much better. \*\*

What are you? **Insane**?

Ian Hunter better than Slade? What the hell are you thinking?

I hereby banish you to listen to Anne Murray recordings (on vinyl!) for the rest of eternity!

Or until you repent. I’m a loving (but stern) God.

Um, fear me.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/42 "2001-06-02T01:25:49Z")

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Does **Lita Ford** count? I’ve had this running through my head for the past couple of days:

Went to a party last Saturday night  
Didn’t get laid, got in a fight  
Hey hey hey  
It ain’t no big thing…

DAMN that woman could play a guitar.

Silent Lucidity was a favourite of mine.

As I got older, I ended up singing shit from ‘hair metal bands’ for a living, and got tired of 'em.

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**Author:** ![Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Home_of_the_Braves)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/43 "2001-06-02T01:43:16Z")

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Don’t know the name of the group off hand, but the name of the song was \* Give Me Something to Believe In\*

Metallica’s \* Enter Sandman \* is good too

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**Author:** ![ModernRonin2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@ModernRonin2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ModernRonin2)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/44 "2001-06-02T01:52:37Z")

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Rosebud, you took mine!  
“Cuz here I go gain, on my own! Goin’ down the old road I’ve ever known…”  
Bahahaha. Oh, gods, I’m going to have that stuck in my head for weeks now!

Uma-Maru, you’re trolling for fellow BGC fans, aren’t you? ;] Now I’m gonna have to go put on my Vocal Collection #1 and set it on repeat to get Konya Wa out of my head.

Ginger: OHHH NOOOOO!!! OH GHOD MAKE THE LITA FORD STOP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!  
Anyone for Aerosmith? Love In An Elevator? Dude Looks Like a Lady?  
-Ben “Oh, Mr. Tyler…” Cantrick

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**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/45 "2001-06-02T01:55:22Z")

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Ratt - “Lay It Down”

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/46 "2001-06-02T01:57:42Z")

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> _Originally posted by ModernRonin2_  
> **Ginger: OHHH NOOOOO!!! OH GHOD MAKE THE LITA FORD STOP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!**

Go on over to the church music thread. It worked for me.

Ginger

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**Author:** ![Moon-Watcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/49beb7/32.png) [@Moon-Watcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moon-Watcher)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/47 "2001-06-02T03:02:08Z")

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When I tell you Park Avenue leads ta’ **SKID ROW**"

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/48 "2001-06-02T03:41:00Z")

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Someone mentioned Iron Maiden. Bass to die for.

Another one I had a chance to relive was Aldo Nova. Friend of mine wanted to show off his brand new 2500 watt amp he’d bought for his DJ system. He took out Aldo Nova, and let the Huey’s and Machine gun fire crank. Sheee-it

Of course, my pick for eardrum torture is Def Leppard, Gods of War. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/49 "2001-06-02T03:48:43Z")

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“Talk Dirty to Me” has been running through my head for the past couple of days. My BIL and husband went to a concert Wed. featuring Poison, Enough is Enough, Quiet Riot and Warrant. Woo Hoooooo! Envy us!

They are coming back next year. I am getting my acid washed jeans and crimping iron ready!!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/50 "2001-06-02T04:13:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> How about a bit of downunder genius.
> 
> _'Wanna tell you a story,  
> About a woman I know,  
> When it comes to loving,  
> She steals the show_
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> God, I still love Rosie.  
> \*\*

45-36-52 you could say she’s got it all.  
She was a whole lot of woman, a whole lot of Rosie to be sure. But one of my all time ac/dc favs is “Big Balls” esp the line “it’s my opinion my balls should be held every night.”

Although not a hair band without question “Turbo Lover” by Judas Priest was a great 80’s song.

Ronny James Dio -Man on the Silver mountain, The last in line, Holy diver,Rainbow in the dark—all great.

And what about Warrant’s “Uncle Tom’s Cabin”? Proabably the best song on the album IMHO.

But the one that’s stuck now after looking at this thread is…

- But I know what I like, I know I like dancing with you  
and I know what you like, I know you like dancing with me, Oh yes, Kiss me once, Kiss me twice Come on pretty baby…\*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to put on a very thin white gauzey dress and do cartwheels on my boyfriends Jag. \* here I go again on my own\*

I’l second Tommy the Cat when I say Darn this thread all to heck.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/51 "2001-06-02T06:37:30Z")

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Happy Fuzzy Bunnies [sub]of death[/sub] by **tiggeril**  
Goes a little something like this,

happyDEATHfuzzyDEATHbunniesDEATHinyourpantsinyourpants

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/52 "2001-06-02T23:56:37Z")

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Judas Priest, _Breaking the Law_. A co-worker was singing it the other day, and I made the mistake of telling him it got stuck in my twisted brain. Now, every time he passes by he sings it, just to _keep_ it there!

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**Author:** ![mrgreenjeans7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@mrgreenjeans7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrgreenjeans7)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/53 "2001-06-03T04:29:57Z")

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SKID ROW - I Remember You (all that long blond hair, I’ve never been with a white person even though I’m white myself) and  
Without You - Motley Crue  
Pour some sugar on me - Photograph - Def Leppard  
Tora Tora - Puttin on my walkin shoes  
Anything Guns 'N Roses  
THE LIST GOES ON… AHHHH

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-80s-hair-metal-song-is-on-your-mind-right-now/67181/54 "2001-06-03T09:18:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mrgreenjeans7 \*  
> \*\*SKID ROW - I Remember You \*\*

I actually think that Sebastian Bach had a very good voice. If you really listen to that song, he really a vocal smoothness, range, and fluidity that isn’t too common in a lot of pop music, and certainly not in heavy metal.

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