# What a boob **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274 "2014-09-22T21:22:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/41 "2014-09-24T00:32:56Z")
I found the porn clip. A more-or-less normal-looking young woman with three relatively-narrow breasts. I am uncertain whether the third breast was covered in living tissue, or was a prosthetic. It certainly looked similar to the others. But I was reminded that the typical mammalian pattern is to have _pairs_ of breasts balanced on either side of the body centerline. In the SF movies, triple breasts served well to emphasize the alienness of the person, but in the clip, the rest of the young woman’s body was normally bilaterally symmetric. So the third breast definitely stood out, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/42 "2014-09-24T00:37:40Z")
[That’s nothing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDDN9XTZcXU) ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/43 "2014-09-24T00:48:57Z")
I TOTALly remember seeing something like this before but I can’t RECALL where. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/44 "2014-09-24T01:35:28Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I am uncertain whether the third breast was covered in living tissue, or was a prosthetic. My guess is prosthetic. For a few seconds there appears to be an odd horizontal wrinkle line near the collar bone – perhaps the top end of the prosthetic. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/45 "2014-09-24T03:44:26Z")
> [@](#): > > in a twisted attempt to look less attractive to men. A lot of women I know have found a way to accomplish this without going to such extremes. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/46 "2014-09-24T06:02:02Z")
[It seems her extra boob got stolen](http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2014/09/23/tampa-three-breasted-woman-hoax/16103527/). ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/47 "2014-09-24T12:17:44Z")
Interesting… it seems from that inventory that all three breast are part of one appliance. According to her modeling page, she’s into Cosplay and has pics of herself with a mermaid tail. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/48 "2014-09-24T12:49:06Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > [It seems her extra boob got stolen](http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2014/09/23/tampa-three-breasted-woman-hoax/16103527/). Bust’ed! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/49 "2014-09-24T13:20:45Z")
> **[TMZ](https://www.tmz.com)** > > Breaking the biggest stories in celebrity and entertainment news. Get exclusive access to the latest stories, photos, and video as only TMZ can. Fake ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/50 "2014-09-24T13:22:34Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > [Celebrity News | Entertainment News | TMZ.com](http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/09/23/woman-with-3-boobs-fake-jasmine-tridevil-luggage-stolen-breast-prosthesis) > > Fake Late. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/51 "2014-09-24T22:21:18Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Bust’ed! cmyk for the thread win! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/52 "2014-09-24T22:25:48Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > cmyk for the thread win! Yay! ( . Y . Y . ) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/53 "2014-09-25T14:47:56Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Bust’ed! > [@Muffin](#): > > cmyk for the thread win! And yet, another FAIL for punctuation. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/54 "2014-09-25T22:45:17Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > And yet, another FAIL for punctuation. Bonus points for the punctuation. > [@cmyk](#): > > ( . Y . Y . ) ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/55 "2014-09-26T01:29:26Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > If it’s real, I think she’s going to find that a lot of guys are into that kind of thing. Rule 41, guys. Somewhere, someone’s fapping to that picture. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/56 "2021-07-26T07:44:09Z")
I know it’s been a long time but I recently learned that reports of prosthetic use also killed the careers of aspiring porn stars Zena Fulsom and her “sister” Cindy. Seems they did have fake breasts but not in the usual way, they reportedly were using prostheses which fit over their natural breasts. I suspect farang ding dong models have used the same method. Do not ask Google about Zena, Cindy, or farang ding dong while at work! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/57 "2021-07-26T09:48:18Z")
Imagining the shopping-for-a-doctor process. Patient: “Doc, suppose I give you tat?” ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/58 "2021-07-26T14:36:27Z")
As above, breast (re)construction isn’t that hard. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/59 "2021-07-26T18:25:57Z")
To all of you people who keep citing Total Recall and Hitchhikers Guide, you ought to know that triple-breasted and multi-breasted characters are pretty common in SF literature and especially art, and long predate those cases > > **[Yarna d'al' Gargan/Legends](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Yarna_d%27al%27_Gargan/Legends)** > > Yarna d'al' Gargan was a longtime Askajian dancer from Askaj at Jabba's Palace. She was present during the presentation of the Max Rebo Band. Yarna d'al' Gargan was a female Askajian who had a family on her homeworld, Askaj. Her father was a tribal... Go look up “Multibreast” on deviantart and you’ll be swamped > **[Linda Fetters](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Linda_Fetters)** > > Linda Fetters (also known as Linda Fetters-Howard) is a former Hollywood stuntwoman who appeared as the three-breasted feline dancer on Nimbus III in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. She performed stunts together with William Shatner whom she... ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-boob/699274/60 "2021-07-26T20:08:28Z")
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