# What a day for Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891 "2003-09-06T05:26:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/1 "2003-09-06T05:26:01Z")
Rye-chere in MPSIMS: Where babies come from (according to my kids) ChiDope Lunch Bunch, Part Deux Happy Birthday FairyChatPerfectChild Breastfeeding Challenge? Darn You, Pregnancy Any Other Respiratory Therapists… I stuck my wedding ring up my nose California man drills through own head matt\_mcl makes the paper Wheel of Fortune / Hangman Game Another time-waster brought to you by Popcap Had (pathetically) disappointing experience last night? Happy birthday to me! Horace W. Babcock, meet Dick Titball! DopeFest - Melbourne, Australia! Breastfeeding Challenge? DopeFest - Melbourne, Australia! You never know who’s standing in front of you, I suppose. My book is gone. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/2 "2003-09-06T05:31:12Z")
MPSIMS: Thing I’d like to say to my boss (and still keep my job) Slap me with a splintered ruler… ---
**Author:** ![HeartOfGold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ab992/32.png) [@HeartOfGold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeartOfGold)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/3 "2003-09-06T05:55:29Z")
An amoral question: What to do with a stray… ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/4 "2003-09-06T06:04:39Z")
MPSIMS, right above this: So I got her number… What have I done?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/5 "2003-09-06T10:07:03Z")
Your Gender is important to me Breastfeeding Challenge? ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/6 "2003-09-06T14:40:34Z")
In IMHO Personal Problem I Don’t Care, Do You? ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/7 "2003-09-06T15:30:20Z")
In IMHO: My boobs are sagging. Is this an ethical dilemma? ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/8 "2003-09-06T15:38:30Z")
:Laughing with tears: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/9 "2003-09-06T16:01:54Z")
In MPSIMS: An ammoral question: New York Dopegathering in honor of manhattan (the soon to be former mod) Couldn’t have put it better myself. Last week in MPSIMP (or maybe IMHO): What do you think of topless men? Breastfeeding? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/10 "2003-09-07T22:15:11Z")
General Questions: If I’m leaking a copious amount of vile greenish fluid… What Would Doctors Call This? ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/11 "2003-09-08T00:35:18Z")
MSIMS Lego lust: A Story ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/12 "2003-09-08T00:49:26Z")
From the last couple of days… Tom Swifties Did your mom… Surreal continuing story: walking through doors and passageways Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) What are your Obscure Fears Going to a Wedding - at age 41 Q.E.D.'s Yummy New England Popovers Dude blows up his urethra (it’s as bad as it sounds) ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/13 "2003-09-08T07:09:06Z")
Got one and an almost in MPSIMS: We broke up Memories: Why are they important? These only had one thread separating them: My shiny new made-up life! In which wild monkey sex is observed ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/14 "2003-09-08T10:51:52Z")
MPSIMS: The Sexiest non-Physical Attribute… My shiny new made-up life! ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/15 "2003-09-08T11:36:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*These only had one thread separating them: > > My shiny new made-up life! > In which wild monkey sex is observed \*\* I saw that one too **Horseflesh** , and I considered posting the to one in between them but then decided that it would be cheating and spoil my fun… Here are some I tried to feed to the hamsters last night but they were asleep. Sticky Situation Concerning My Brothers New Job I stuck my wedding ring up my nose Why does some beer taste better in a Stupid broken leg. I’m bored, and feel sorry for myself too. So, I cut all my hair off and it’s working just fine What’s on Pat Robertson’s bumper? Man Explodes After Being Forced to Rob Bank, Murderer Sought The “Down with Batman Threads” Thread Batman vs a boxful of fruit pastries Some people think Ninjas are so cool, but… Please Do Not Wake The Baby I stuck my wedding ring up my nose The Sexiest non-Physical Attribute… ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/16 "2003-09-08T22:29:59Z")
Don’t you just hate it when… Zenster Runs Away with the Circus ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/17 "2003-09-09T00:08:09Z")
Your thesis/dissertation title and length here, please Quack quack (I hope he cited Cecil in his bibliography.) ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/18 "2003-09-09T01:03:54Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: The Creepy Ebay Item … A interesting read Frito Pie FB ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/19 "2003-09-09T01:08:41Z")
Wait!! I forgot this one over in IMHO What would you do for $1000 Questions about different sexual positions (TMI obviously) Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap _bwahahahaha_ ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891/20 "2003-09-10T12:58:46Z")
Mostly from yesterday… A thread all my own In which wild monkey sex is observed So now I’m nesting… Anyone for a game of Nomic? My house stinks and I’ve got flies. America sucks! I skipped class today for no reason… Trust me, your bitching isn’t winning you points with the professor or me I didn’t invite you into my kidneys! Now go the fuck away! Care for a glass of Hitler white? Mussolini merlot? Yes, nazi wine is now on tap. “Is that your baby? My God, you guys are so young!” Recording Industry takes action against 12 year old girl, forces settlement What would all you Dopers like to say to David Blaine? Didn’t I See This in a James Bond Movie? Zenster Runs Away with the Circus My husband does this, does yours? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-day-for-sequential-thread-titles/199891.md?page=2)