# What a fucking day I've had

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 1, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217 "2008-12-01T18:31:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/41 "2008-12-02T21:54:24Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> I was thinking of the bad-ass black kit. They change them that often, I can’t keep up. 😛

They have a white away kit and a blue away kit.

[http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/products/kit\_selector.aspx?selector=229](http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/products/kit_selector.aspx?selector=229)

[http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/products/kit\_selector.aspx?selector=244](http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/products/kit_selector.aspx?selector=244)

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/42 "2008-12-02T22:04:50Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
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> So I set off to do some more bloody Christmas shopping:(
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> _:snip:_
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> What a bloody day.

Sounds like someone’s got a case of “The Mondays.”

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/43 "2008-12-02T22:06:26Z")

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What a horrible day! Glad it’s worked out for you. Perhaps this was karma to show you that a few gnomes in another yard are really no biggie.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/44 "2008-12-02T22:44:06Z")

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Look at it this way. Everything led up to you having the car sitting where it was stationary at the time the kid flew onto your hood. It saved him from serious injury, and the driver was caught. It sounds like everything coming together to help that kid.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/45 "2008-12-03T00:25:23Z")

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Yep. You’re a bit player in this kid’s movie…

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/46 "2008-12-03T01:07:05Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Yep. You’re a bit player in this kid’s movie…

NO. It’s all about the tree. You,anti- arborists, you–this is about that poor, innocent fir tree who never wanted to be a Christmas tree, but when Fate decreed otherwise, acquiesced with good grace and this is the thanks it got. Have you ice cold sap in your xylem? O! The gymnosperms!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/47 "2008-12-03T01:25:56Z")

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And _this_ is why I hate Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/48 "2008-12-03T01:35:50Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> Look at it this way. Everything led up to you having the car sitting where it was stationary at the time the kid flew onto your hood. It saved him from serious injury, and the driver was caught. It sounds like everything coming together to help that kid.

I kinda said that already in post #22

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/49 "2008-12-03T07:55:38Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> And _this_ is why I hate Christmas.

I’m with you on this brother, since I grew up and became a grumpy old bugger I’ve _loathed_ Christmas, worse than I loath garden Gnomes, I think:confused:

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/50 "2008-12-03T08:24:43Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> NO. It’s all about the tree. You, anti-arborists, you–this is about that poor, innocent fir tree who never wanted to be a Christmas tree, but when Fate decreed otherwise, acquiesced with good grace and this is the thanks it got. Have you ice cold sap in your xylem? O! The gymnosperms!

Sometime, somehow, I will find a way to add this to a conversation during Christmas.

And **chowder** I’m very glad to hear that everything’s worked out and the guilty parties have been found! Good ending to a horrid day’s tale.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/51 "2008-12-03T08:37:52Z")

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But wait…did you remember to fix your tire?

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/52 "2008-12-03T08:49:53Z")

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> [@KGS](#):
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> But wait…did you remember to fix your tire?

No problems. As part of the package with the DWP I get a new tyre if I get a puncture

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/53 "2008-12-03T16:18:28Z")

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Great joy and happiness, I got my car back as good as new

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-fucking-day-ive-had/475217/54 "2008-12-03T17:04:01Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
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> Great joy and happiness, I got my car back as good as new

Huzzah!

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