# What a pair of snooty little bitches. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875 "2003-12-04T05:03:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/21 "2003-12-04T15:43:21Z")
I liked teh dairy owners line"You’re a screw up!" ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/22 "2003-12-04T15:45:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tedster \* > \*\* > While the two might make interesting cock ornaments, I’m sure they are completely useless in any practical sense. I hope the producers show our rural friends in a fair light. \*\* cock ornaments! outstanding!! **Tedster** , I salute you. 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/23 "2003-12-04T16:02:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Greywolf73 \* > \*\*I thought it was hilarious when Paris came out into the yard in her high fashion get-up and got no reaction at all, except for that one comment, “Your last name is Motel 6, right?” \*\* . . . Like she hasn’t heard _that_ joke every day of her life since kindergarten . . . —Eve (who still gets “Adam” jokes) ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/24 "2003-12-04T16:06:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fessie \* > \*\*It would be ironic if FOX’s decision to air this show heats up the class war in this country, given that network’s conservative bent. Perhaps burst the bubble of the “money’s all that matters” philosophy that’s all the rage these days. > > I can’t imagine that working people would view those twits as anything other than parasites - their willingness to lie, cheat and perhaps poison their boss’s customers is just shocking. You did see them hiding bottles they couldn’t fill, and watering down the ones they did using some bucket they found laying around? > > I sure hope everyone in that town was compensated for putting up with them. \*\* Agh, No, I missed that part, I really was posting to SDMB and had it on in the background. I did see them spilling it all over and filling up bottles with other bottles. But your assessment is right on. You gotta be a special kind of stupid to not be able to fill up bottles with a special little hose. Apparently it was not idiot proof. I can’t imagine that the farmers and such would have agreed to this without compensation. Just goes to prove what I’ve always thought "money is not necessarily synonymous with class or good taste (nor, it seems, intelligence). ---
**Author:** ![TaxGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TaxGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaxGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/25 "2003-12-04T16:16:45Z")
I watched last night’s episode, and the milk thing was really over the top, which got me thinking. I bet that the milk thing was at least to some degree set up. I DON’T think that Paris and Nicole just decided “Oh, we won’t be able to finish in time, let’s hide some bottles and fill some with half milk half water.” To actually think that would not only be beyond stupid but a little evil as well. I think the producer (or at least the camera guy) had a talk with the milk guy and essentially bought his whole production of milk for the day. He then whispered in Paris and Nicole’s ears to maybe do something funny to spice up the episode a bit. In short, I think Paris is right, she really is essentially playing a character. No one wants to see her go to a farm and totally fit in. People want to see her freaking out about seeing a bug, not being able to get up early, and sneaking out of the house at night. Everyone on the show is essentially in on it. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/26 "2003-12-05T05:21:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TaxGuy \* > \*\*…In short, I think Paris is right, she really is essentially playing a character. No one wants to see her go to a farm and totally fit in. People want to see her freaking out about seeing a bug, not being able to get up early, and sneaking out of the house at night. Everyone on the show is essentially in on it. \*\* Oh, I agree, it’s just that Paris seems to be sedated or something. I can believe that the situations were set up, but she’s just so “not there” if she’s playing a character, she’s a lousy actress… ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/27 "2003-12-05T06:00:24Z")
Okay, maybe she’s playing a character. So, how big a fuckup do you have to be to do that bad a job playing yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875/28 "2003-12-05T10:51:42Z")
One effect of all the discussion about Paris, I saw a news article today about the Kenya Hilton and my first thought was “Christ, how many more of these useless leeches are there?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-pair-of-snooty-little-bitches/216875.md?page=1)