# What A Surprise: Britney's Talking Divorce! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277 "2005-12-06T01:07:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/1 "2005-12-06T01:07:19Z")
[I guess she can’t stand the thought of Jessica Simpson having all the fun.](http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/article_2121676.shtml) > [@](#): > > Britney Spears has reportedly consulted her attorneys about divorcing Kevin Federline. > > The pop-tart allegedly met with her legal team after becoming fed-up with her husband. The couple has separated, at least for the moment, and K-Fed has moved into the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to published reports. > > The pop tart reportedly went crazy when Kevin brought marijuana in the house with baby Sean Preston. [Nelson] Ha HA! [/Nelson] ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/2 "2005-12-06T01:39:27Z")
> [@The article](#): > > The pop-tart allegedly met with her legal team after becoming fed-up with her husband. The couple has separated, at least for the moment, and K-Fed has moved into the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to published reports. K-Fed? serously, K-Fed?!?!? that’s ridiculous ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/3 "2005-12-06T01:46:55Z")
Jesus kills a kitten everytime someone calls him K-Fed. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/4 "2005-12-06T02:15:31Z")
Referring to her twice as “the pop tart” in consecutive paragraphs is just bad writing. Not to mention, derogatory to actual pop tarts. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/5 "2005-12-06T02:35:56Z")
> [@Taber](#): > > K-Fed? serously, K-Fed?!?!? > > that’s ridiculous Not really. It means that if they get divorced, we get to call Britney “Fed’s Ex” You may now groan. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/6 "2005-12-06T02:44:39Z")
One wonders if she had the mother-wit to at least get a prenup before marrying this guy. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/7 "2005-12-06T02:53:24Z")
Her mother forced her to sign one-she didn’t want to because it was “twu wuv!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/8 "2005-12-06T02:58:19Z")
K-Fed? Sounds like a place you shop at, not marry. I don’t care if she does or doesn’t, I lost, I had 2 months in the pool. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/9 "2005-12-06T03:01:12Z")
Well I have to ask why isn’t she using his name so we can call her B-Fed? ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/10 "2005-12-06T03:28:27Z")
I didn’t even know she was married. … Do you think some other, vital bit of information which might have saved my life was just deleted to make room for that? ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/11 "2005-12-06T03:45:45Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > Well I have to ask why isn’t she using his name so we can call her B-Fed? And how long until she’s _over Fed._ Hey, it happened with Elvis. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/12 "2005-12-06T04:18:58Z")
> [@smiling bandit](#): > > I didn’t even know she was married. > > … > > Do you think some other, vital bit of information which might have saved my life was just deleted to make room for that? Probably. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/13 "2005-12-06T05:49:42Z")
> [@smiling bandit](#): > > I didn’t even know she was married. > > … > > Do you think some other, vital bit of information which might have saved my life was just deleted to make room for that? Hey, why are you turning blue? BREATHE! ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/14 "2005-12-06T06:54:33Z")
Impulsive young stars. The sad part is the poor child involved. ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/15 "2005-12-06T07:22:29Z")
Its a shame how most here could see what a winner he was. I gues young women need to develop more discernment about men before getting serious; more so if they are famous. Maybe Kevin will hook up with Jessica Simpson. ha! ---
**Author:** ![BluePitbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@BluePitbull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BluePitbull)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/16 "2005-12-06T11:48:55Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Her mother forced her to sign one-she didn’t want to because it was “twu wuv!” That is so funny. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/17 "2005-12-06T12:31:54Z")
> [@smiling bandit](#): > > Do you think some other, vital bit of information which might have saved my life was just deleted to make room for that? Homer: Remember that one time I took a wine making course and forgot how to drive? Marge: You were drunk! Homer: And how… ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/18 "2005-12-06T13:12:05Z")
> [@Good Egg](#): > > Impulsive young stars. The sad part is the poor child involved. Not to mention the two young kids he already had with a previous girlfriend. This guy needs a vasectomy as a divorce present. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/19 "2005-12-06T13:23:05Z")
> [@Wile E](#): > > Referring to her twice as “the pop tart” in consecutive paragraphs is just bad writing. I agree, especially since there are so many other terms that would be appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277/20 "2005-12-06T13:29:37Z")
> [@smiling bandit](#): > > I didn’t even know she was married. > > … > > Do you think some other, vital bit of information which might have saved my life was just deleted to make room for that? Wash, rinse, repeat. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-a-surprise-britneys-talking-divorce/334277.md?page=2)