# What alien would you do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 14, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242 "2003-08-14T21:10:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/1 "2003-08-14T21:10:55Z")
Being extremely bored and with a summer to warm to be outdoors, I decided to check out Babylon5. I’ve caught the odd episode on re-runs every now and then, but never got into it. For fans of the show, it’s obvious that I got hooked when I started to realize just the depth of it. However, this will be the subject of another thread. Another thing that’s obvious, to me, is that I’d do Dalenn anytime, bony\* head or with hair. Which prompted me to start this thread, that could be enjoyed equally by women and men. So what alien species _would_ you do? Klingon? Vulcan? Centauri? Chewbacca? Any fictional sentient alien is prime target for sexual fantasies here. p.s. I understand if those with fantasies about Yoda won’t be forthcoming. 😃 \*I do realize the amount of terribly bad puns that can be done with that statement. Please spare me and other readers of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/2 "2003-08-14T21:25:36Z")
Spock. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/3 "2003-08-14T21:27:44Z")
I am sure the Alien Queen is hot in bed. But I think the Borg Queen would be about tops. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/4 "2003-08-14T21:33:24Z")
**Pepperlandgirl** - if we count demons and vampires as aliens…? :very, very, very big :D: ---
**Author:** ![Myria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Myria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myria)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/5 "2003-08-14T21:41:24Z")
Tyr Anasazi, out of Victoria by Barbarossa. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/6 "2003-08-14T21:46:54Z")
A Tonkinese, from **Alien Nation** , either movie or the series. Spots down the back and humming do it for me. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/7 "2003-08-14T21:47:33Z")
I’d have to go with a Romulan or a Trill. Mmm… Donatra, Ezri, and Jadzia… ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/8 "2003-08-14T21:49:23Z")
Trance Gemini ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/9 "2003-08-14T21:53:26Z")
Salma Hayak. (not being Mexican, she’s an alien to _me_) ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/10 "2003-08-14T21:55:27Z")
Hah, yes, Tyr from **Andromeda.** Though, aren’t the Nietzcheans just genetically engineered humans? Do they count? Also, Clark Kent as presented on **Smallville** , oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/11 "2003-08-14T22:10:06Z")
As arbitrator of this thread, I judge that Slama Hayek, while being alein in a political sense, and Clark Kent, while being alien in a cosmological sense, are both too human in chracteristics. Vorlons and borgs are OK for the purpose of this thread. Osama Bin Laden, while a more alien mind than the borgs, is not. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/12 "2003-08-14T22:13:07Z")
Mariel, Londo’s third wife. ---
**Author:** ![Myria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Myria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myria)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/13 "2003-08-14T22:25:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tanaqui \* > Hah, yes, Tyr from **Andromeda.** Though, aren’t the Nietzcheans just genetically engineered humans? Do they count? Eh, they consider themselves a seperate species, even if they probably aren’t strictly speaking. I don’t recall if it ever was established if a Nietzchean _could_ successfully breed with a human or not. I lost interest about 3/4 of the way through the second season. Not even getting to watch Keith Hamilton Cobb and Kevin Sorbo (_pant_) was enough inducement to make me watch the disaster they made of that show. > [@](#): > > Also, Clark Kent as presented on **Smallville** , oh yes. Clark is too cute to live, though it’ll be interesting to see how the actor turns out in ten years or so. Now Lex… Unfortunately, OP wise, he’s human. Myria ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/14 "2003-08-14T22:27:59Z")
The naked blue chicks from the original **Star Trek** series. 😉 That, or 7 of 9. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/15 "2003-08-14T22:31:03Z")
Max Evans. I don’t know what sort of alien he is (I forget the planet name), but god he’s hot, and he’s got interesting powers. [http://roswellmax.free.fr/galeries/max/roswell/21.jpg](http://roswellmax.free.fr/galeries/max/roswell/21.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/16 "2003-08-14T22:36:44Z")
Saavik. Half-Romulan chicks are hot. Zhaan and Chiana from _Farscape_. Ryoko, from _Tenchi Muyo_. For that matter, pretty much any of the alien chicks (except for Sasami, of course) that shacked up with that lucky bastich. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/17 "2003-08-14T22:45:12Z")
Worf figures _quite_ heavily in my erotic fantasies. I’d let him recite Klingon poetry to me anytime, while _I_ throw the heavy objects! But there’s someone else, and try not to laugh. Vir Cotto. He’s just so _nice_ a guy, sweet really. No, he’s not handsome or dashing, but neither am I beautiful, by human standards anyway. He’s honorable and trustworthy. And I like the way he rejected Morden. Also the way he chopped up the fruit vendors stall, calling him “spoo for brains.” ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/18 "2003-08-14T23:01:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baker \* > \ and try not to laugh. Vir Cotto. He’s just so nice a guy\ Though I’m not attracted to males, I can’t help but wonder what anyone would see in **Flounder** of _Animal House_ fame. Obviously MMV. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/19 "2003-08-14T23:54:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > **Saavik. Half-Romulan chicks are hot.** Robin Curtis or Kirstie Alley? I’d go with Robin… meowr. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/20 "2003-08-14T23:58:42Z")
Natasha Henstridge in Species (at least, she was hot until her nipples turned into green tentacles.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242.md?page=2)