# What alien would you do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 14, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242 "2003-08-14T21:10:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/21 "2003-08-15T00:09:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Gaspode \* > \*\ ***Pepperlandgirl** - if we count demons and vampires as aliens…? > > :very, very, very big :D: \*\* Oh! Well, if we’re counting vampires as aliens…I don’t even think I need to say it… ---
**Author:** ![ricksummon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ricksummon/32/3333_2.png) [@ricksummon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricksummon)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/22 "2003-08-15T00:19:26Z")
> [@](#): > > But there’s someone else, and try not to laugh. Vir Cotto. Ah, well, you might have a bit of a “compatibility” problem there. Ivanova: Surely there were other women before this? Vir: There were other women, but I never got past one. Ivanova: You mean first base? Vir: No, I mean one. You see, we have six… um… we have six, you see, and each one represents a different level of intimacy and pleasure. First you have one, and it’s like, yeah, ok, and then there’s two, and by the time you get to five, it’s like WHOA WHOA… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/23 "2003-08-15T00:25:46Z")
How about that naked alien/vampire chick from the movie _Lifeforce_? Kes from ST:Voyager The alien woman in _Cocoon_ who has weird, kinky, alien sex with Steve Gutenberg. But only if she wears her human skin. I guess none of these are very alien-looking. Ok, I’ve got one. Phlox’s wife on _Enterprise_ actually did a little something for me. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/24 "2003-08-15T00:36:05Z")
I’ll second Chiana and Zhaan from _Farscape_, and add in Jool. She had that mood ring hair, looked good in leather, and was bitchy and moody enough that I’d probably go for anyway. I’ll even throw in the alien girl from the third season, who could gravity’s affect on her allowing her to walk on walls and ceilings. tell me **that** wouldn’t come in handy during nookie sessions Yes, I know, I’m pathetic and need to get out more. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/25 "2003-08-15T00:41:07Z")
T’pol!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/26 "2003-08-15T01:40:19Z")
Maya, of Psychon. As seen in _Space:1999_. Or, the comics version of Starfire. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/27 "2003-08-15T01:48:09Z")
Teal’c. Not only is he yummy to look at, but seems like a total hoot off-set. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Delly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/28 "2003-08-15T02:02:34Z")
Micheal from Roswell ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/29 "2003-08-15T02:44:44Z")
Leeta, the Bajoran Dabo-girl from _Deep Space Nine_. Woo-hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/30 "2003-08-15T03:03:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > Robin Curtis or Kirstie Alley? I’d go with Robin… meowr. Either or both, actually–but I prefer Robin. She’s still cute, BTW; an acquaintance of mine got his picture taken with her at a recent con and showed it to me so I could be jealous. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/31 "2003-08-15T08:20:52Z")
38 of D Er, I mean 7 of 9. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/32 "2003-08-15T10:29:19Z")
The Predator. ---
**Author:** ![\_neur0tica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/a88e57/32.png) [@\_neur0tica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_neur0tica)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/33 "2003-08-15T11:54:12Z")
id do gidget… i think thats his name… harbinger ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/34 "2003-08-15T12:52:18Z")
_Farscape_ showed a sexual encounter between two different aliens, Scorpius and the spider-headed chick who collected eyeballs. One of the most disturbing things I ever saw. On the face of it, is seems pretty unlikely that an intelligent alien would have any interest in sexual contact with a human, or have compatible genitals (assuming they even had genitals). However, I’d definitely do Chianna. ---
**Author:** ![Nangleator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19adc/32.png) [@Nangleator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nangleator)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/35 "2003-08-15T14:31:23Z")
Leela from Futurama. Vulcan chicks are hot, and you know there’d be no emotional bullshit. Londo’s dancer chick is cute, but I’d feel inadequate. Counselor Troy, of course. Most of the Farscape women were quite doable. The thing about alien women is, you’d have to see if Kirk was already there. I think we’ll all find that he’s the leading cause of VD in the galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/36 "2003-08-15T14:32:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I’d have to go with a Romulan or a Trill. > > Mmm… Donatra, Ezri, and Jadzia… \*\* When I first read this, I misread “Trill” as “Tribble.” I’m still trying to wash that image out of my brain… As for myself: I’d go for a Twi’lek (like Oola, the dancer-girl at Jabba’s palace). ---
**Author:** ![Nangleator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19adc/32.png) [@Nangleator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nangleator)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/37 "2003-08-15T14:35:29Z")
Oooh! Twi’leks! Tie her up with her brain tails! Or spank her with them. Or diddle her with them. Damn, I’d be the worst pervert a twi’lek ever met. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/38 "2003-08-15T14:35:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Khadaji \* > \*\*Natasha Henstridge in Species (at least, she was hot until her nipples turned into green tentacles.) \*\* I second that. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/39 "2003-08-15T14:36:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skopo \* > \*\* > > As for myself: I’d go for a Twi’lek (like Oola, the dancer-girl at Jabba’s palace). \*\* I thought you said “Twikie”–that stupid little robot bastard from the TV version of _Buck Rogers_. You & a little silver robot. Now that’s a mental image I’d like to get rid of! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/40 "2003-08-15T18:06:26Z")
Those Rylan women were damn cute! I prefer [Laliari](http://www.geocities.com/missipyle/pictures/gal2.html) though, as long as she’s in humanoid form. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242.md?page=3)