# What alien would you do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 14, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242 "2003-08-14T21:10:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/41 "2003-08-15T20:38:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > \*\*Either or both, actually–but I prefer Robin. She’s still cute, BTW; an acquaintance of mine got his picture taken with her at a recent con and showed it to me so I could be jealous. \*\* I also have a picture of myself and Robin Curtis, taken at a convention in 1993. Cheeky monkey that I am, I’m doing the “antenna fingers behind the head” bit to her, though my hand is forming a Vulcan salute. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/42 "2003-08-15T22:26:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ricksummon \* > \*\*Ah, well, you might have a bit of a “compatibility” problem there. > > Ivanova: Surely there were other women before this? > > Vir: There were other women, but I never got past one. > > Ivanova: You mean first base? > > Vir: No, I mean one. You see, we have six… um… we have six, you see, and each one represents a different level of intimacy and pleasure. First you have one, and it’s like, yeah, ok, and then there’s two, and by the time you get to five, it’s like WHOA WHOA… \*\* Compatibility, shmatibility, we would work something out. BTW, in Babylon 5 there were two very brief glimpses of Centauri male anatomy. One was at a card came, where Londo attempted to cheat. His hands were in full view, but one of his “tentacles” was used to tried and substitute a card. And once, when Londo was poisioned, and was rushed into an ER, they ripped off his coat and there was a flash of one side of his chest, where you saw a glimpse of a couple of his organs. ---
**Author:** ![Suzene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Suzene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suzene)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/43 "2003-08-16T14:32:30Z")
First choice: Lennier, definitely Lennier. “Understanding is not required, only obedience, so get out of the robes and onto the bed, you hot hunk of Minbari you!” The runner up doesn’t even have a name to my recollection. He was just red, aphrodesiac-peddling priest who got killed trying to help Zahn take out Maldis the psychic-vampire. Oh, yeah. Totally mine. Suzene ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/44 "2003-08-16T19:19:09Z")
Personally, I would love to sneak into Starfleet’s records department one dark night and delete all references to Lt. Ilia’s Oath of Celibacy. Oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/45 "2003-08-18T12:13:27Z")
Zev (or Xev) Bellringer from LEXX ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/46 "2003-08-18T16:05:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh! Well, if we’re counting vampires as aliens…I don’t even think I need to say it… I’ll say it! [Alucard](http://www.hellsing.nu/alucard/) Oh wait… you mean you didn’t mean… ah well all the more for me then. However to keep in the true spirit of the OP I’ll ask for a turn with Spock. Though on the distaff side Ryoko does look pretty good, and Ayeka might be interesting if she’d shut up a bit. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/47 "2003-08-18T18:41:41Z")
Oh wait! One more! Who is neither male nor female or perhaps both… Bel Thorne from the Miles Vorkosigan books. I mean that would just HAVE to be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/48 "2003-08-18T19:07:41Z")
ALF What?? OK, chalk up another one for 7 of 9 then… ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/49 "2003-08-18T20:21:12Z")
[url="[http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Othermedia/Film/TMWFTE1976/](http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Othermedia/Film/TMWFTE1976/)"The Man Who Fell to Earth, baby. Aw yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/50 "2003-08-18T20:26:22Z")
Let me try that link again: [The Man Who Fell to Earth](http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Othermedia/Film/TMWFTE1976/). ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/51 "2003-08-18T21:20:52Z")
Barbarella ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242/52 "2003-08-18T21:29:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > \*\*Ryoko, from _Tenchi Muyo_. For that matter, pretty much any of the alien chicks (except for Sasami, of course) that shacked up with that lucky bastich. 🙂 \*\* I would go for Ayeka myself, but as to Sasami, at least in the OAV version she spent a couple hundred years in cold sleep, so she is _technically_ over the age of consent . . . - or just wait a couple of years. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-alien-would-you-do/195242.md?page=2)