# What am I craving? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234 "2006-06-10T20:31:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/1 "2006-06-10T20:31:56Z")
It could be a food, an activity, a book or movie…something is missing, and I can’t figure out what it is. What do I want right now? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/2 "2006-06-10T20:39:28Z")
I just had a strawberry pop tart and it really hit the spot. Oh, and a big iced tea. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/3 "2006-06-10T20:44:27Z")
You want a Mountain Dew float. It’s sweet and citrusy and tangy, and nobody will want to steal any from you because it looks like radioactive sludge. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/4 "2006-06-10T20:44:42Z")
I bet you’d enjoy a nice session on the Holodeck, perhaps running a program featuring extended interaction with Willow (of the Buffyverse) and very little in the way of clothing… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/5 "2006-06-10T20:48:19Z")
A shot to the ankle with a ball peen hammer? ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/6 "2006-06-10T20:54:01Z")
[QUOTE=Ensign Edison] It could be a food, an activity, a book or movie…something is missing, and I can’t figure out what it is. What do I want right now? [/QUOTE] Marshmallow flavored popcorn? Maybe one of those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/7 "2006-06-10T20:56:09Z")
A game of Sorry! ? ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/8 "2006-06-10T20:57:14Z")
To play with a plastic slinky. Alternatively, play with a set of measuring spoons. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/9 "2006-06-10T20:57:37Z")
Masterbating like a motherfuck? ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/10 "2006-06-10T21:01:56Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] A shot to the ankle with a ball peen hammer? [/QUOTE] I hate it when I do that. Ooh, and then when I saw between my toes and pour tobasco sauce on it? That really smarts. > [@BraheSilver](#): > > You want a Mountain Dew float. It’s sweet and citrusy and tangy, and nobody will want to steal any from you because it looks like radioactive sludge. Mountain Dew and vanilla ice cream? Why was I not informed of this before? > [@Oakminster](#): > > I bet you’d enjoy a nice session on the Holodeck, perhaps running a program featuring extended interaction with Willow (of the Buffyverse) and very little in the way of clothing… My life is definitely missing a Holodeck, so Second Life will have to do, but that’s already running, so this can’t be it. Also, instead of Willow, who I hear likes girls, uh…wasn’t Seth Green on that show for five minutes? I’ve only seen two episodes. Is THAT what I’m craving, maybe? Hmm, maybe greencine has the DVDs. > [@Bobotheoptimist](#): > > Maybe one of those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment? With the sort of doohickey on the whatsit? > [@tiny ham](#): > > I just had a strawberry pop tart and it really hit the spot. Oh, and a big iced tea…A game of Sorry! ? If [games.com](http://games.com) would ever, ever work for me again, maybe…as for the iced tea, I’m gonna give that a try too. I don’t think that’s it, but it is very refreshing. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/11 "2006-06-10T21:16:13Z")
[QUOTE=Ensign Edison] My life is definitely missing a Holodeck, so Second Life will have to do, but that’s already running, so this can’t be it. Also, instead of Willow, who I hear likes girls, uh…wasn’t Seth Green on that show for five minutes? I’ve only seen two episodes. Is THAT what I’m craving, maybe? Hmm, maybe greencine has the DVDs. [/QUOTE] The beauty of the holodeck is that Willow could be programed to like boys and girls equally…and to bring along a girlfriend or three. And pie. And maybe a paddle… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/12 "2006-06-10T22:06:43Z")
I’m listening to Derek Trucks and eating popcorn – a very nice combo, all in all. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/13 "2006-06-10T22:47:32Z")
Same thing I’m craving. Pizza. The newbie is buying. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/14 "2006-06-10T23:14:45Z")
Buying yes, fetching no. Karana has granted us, his most loyal druids, members of the Order of the Rainkeepers, the ability to summon pizza. In non-magical realms, both a telephone and portraits of dead presidents are required material components, but I have access to both. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/15 "2006-06-10T23:50:50Z")
You want M&Ms. And even if you don’t, have some anyway. They make everything better. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/16 "2006-06-10T23:56:52Z")
I just fetched some Mexican wedding cookies out of the oven. Would that hit the spot? ---
**Author:** ![Ana\_Byrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ana\_Byrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ana_Byrd)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/17 "2006-06-11T00:28:27Z")
A truckload of ping-pong balls. You’ll understand when it arrives. Just trust me. On another note, I made pizza today. Thin and extra-crispy crust. It did indeed hit the spot. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/18 "2006-06-11T01:09:44Z")
Um. _sad puppy dog eyes_ Got any more? **Oak** , isn’t summoning just fetching through magical avenues? It’s not even you fetching! It’s Magic fetching! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/19 "2006-06-11T01:16:55Z")
Summoning involves the artful use of Power, albeit in minor amounts, and is thusly more dignified than mere fetching. ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234/20 "2006-06-11T01:32:58Z")
A beer. Or in my case, another beer. Come on, people 🆒. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-craving/360234.md?page=2)