# What am I missing in Second Life?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-missing-in-second-life/536936>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 21, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-missing-in-second-life/536936 "2010-04-21T23:48:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-missing-in-second-life/536936/21 "2010-04-30T00:47:41Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> No. You could swamp them in penises though.

Yeah but you can do that in real life.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-missing-in-second-life/536936/22 "2010-04-30T01:15:13Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Yeah but you can do that in real life.

But surprise buttsecks isn’t illegal in Second Life.

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-missing-in-second-life/536936/23 "2010-04-30T18:09:33Z")

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Flying Penis!

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/29361_XFpTc/hqdefault.jpg "Anshe Chung Debacle") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29361_XFpTc)

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