# What am I named? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 24, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104 "2018-03-24T02:03:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/241 "2018-04-23T00:38:01Z")
_Messenger of William the Conqueror. What is this person named? Hint: This person may also have made armour._ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/242 "2018-04-23T01:30:42Z")
I want to say ‘chain mail’, I will be thinking on it. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/243 "2018-04-23T05:44:44Z")
Norman Mailer ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/244 "2018-04-23T05:47:52Z")
Ha! You must have it. That was a great one. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/245 "2018-04-23T06:09:39Z")
You got the mail part. We’ll share that win. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/246 "2018-04-24T04:04:27Z")
I’m 51 and almost completely opposed to currency. What am I? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/247 "2018-04-24T05:05:51Z")
Antimony? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/248 "2018-04-24T05:33:03Z")
Yeeessss. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/249 "2018-04-24T23:32:01Z")
Planning a murder of aping avian. What is my name? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/250 "2018-04-25T02:27:01Z")
Monty Python? (Dead parrot sketch) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/251 "2018-04-25T02:35:36Z")
Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/252 "2018-04-25T15:14:00Z")
Counting crows? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/253 "2018-04-25T16:54:26Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Counting crows? No. Hint: If you guess the correct Avian you will have the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/254 "2018-04-25T17:04:38Z")
“aping avian” hmmm, “My Little Chimpadee”? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/255 "2018-04-25T17:16:38Z")
Aunt Jemynah? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/256 "2018-04-25T17:33:03Z")
Another hint: Boo. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/257 "2018-04-25T20:44:17Z")
_To Kill a Mockingbird_? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/258 "2018-04-25T20:48:58Z")
Yes, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/259 "2018-04-25T20:53:32Z")
Okay, I asked a famous sportscaster to pay up before he died. What am I? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/260 "2018-04-27T21:09:05Z")
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