# What am I named? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 24, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104 "2018-03-24T02:03:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/261 "2018-05-09T00:31:46Z")
The weight of victory is around two thousand pounds, at the house of worship on the mound. What is this person named? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/262 "2018-05-09T00:53:53Z")
Winston Churchill ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/263 "2018-05-09T00:59:49Z")
Yeah, that was quite an easy one. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/264 "2018-05-09T01:01:34Z")
It took me a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/265 "2018-05-09T01:04:29Z")
Fictional butler scratches his wang. What is this person named? Edited: A fictional butler is scratching his wang. The doctor recommends he uses a bit of Preparation H. What is this person named? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/266 "2018-05-09T01:14:18Z")
Alfred Hitchcock ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/267 "2018-05-09T01:24:18Z")
Yes! The fictional butler was Alfred, from Batman. He used the “H” from Preparation H to alleviate the “itch” of his wang. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/268 "2018-05-09T01:40:05Z")
Nm, I see it answered now. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/269 "2018-05-09T01:40:24Z")
Mr T has invested in more than half a dozen birds of prey, by the sounds of it. What is this person named? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/270 "2018-05-09T01:55:28Z")
Steven Segal ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/271 "2018-05-09T02:04:52Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > Steven Segal Yes! It’s wacko strongman-loving vigilante former action movie star Steven Seagal (with an extra “a”). The T of Mr T was “invested” into “seven” to make Steven and his surname sounds like “eagle”. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/272 "2018-05-09T02:07:55Z")
I had a hairy dad and a hairy space-friend, in a shallow crossing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/273 "2018-05-09T02:20:39Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > I had a hairy dad and a hairy space-friend, in a shallow crossing. [Tevye] + [ALF] + [ravine]. Or some variation that would work. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/274 "2018-05-09T02:31:30Z")
Hairyson Ford? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/275 "2018-05-09T02:41:04Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Hairyson Ford? Yes ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/276 "2018-05-09T02:54:49Z")
I have one: A backstreet mistake. What am I? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/277 "2018-05-09T04:54:43Z")
Oh Beckah, you so hard! alleyoops? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/278 "2018-05-09T05:20:28Z")
Yep, you got it. I have basketball in my brain tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/279 "2018-05-14T06:54:33Z")
We need a new riddle. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i-named/811104/280 "2018-05-15T00:13:57Z")
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