# What animal produces the most shit?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-produces-the-most-shit/545639>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 5, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-produces-the-most-shit/545639 "2010-07-05T22:16:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![El\_Presidente](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@El\_Presidente](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Presidente)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-produces-the-most-shit/545639/21 "2010-07-08T04:38:11Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> I think it’s more “processed sand” than “poop,” but it does come out their butts in a shape reminiscent of turdage.

In an unrelated story, this species also suffers from the world’s highest percentage of hemorrhoids and anal fissure sufferers.

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**Author:** ![El\_Presidente](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@El\_Presidente](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Presidente)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-produces-the-most-shit/545639/22 "2010-07-08T04:39:32Z")

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> [@Hari\_Seldon](#):
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> Maybe among mammals, the panda for #2.

Insert joke here.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-produces-the-most-shit/545639/23 "2010-07-09T00:25:51Z")

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How do rabbits rank? My dad’s mini-rex bunny has a playpen of sorts (a circle of about 5’ in diameter) and it only takes a few hours for him to have it full of poop pellets.

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-produces-the-most-shit/545639/24 "2010-07-09T17:37:28Z")

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My Cat.

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