# What animal would you have as a pet?

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**Created:** [June 17, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594 "2010-06-17T20:23:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/61 "2010-06-20T17:09:17Z")

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Given the premise I would love to have a Bear. I’m shocked I’m the first person to say so. Heck you wouldn’t even need furniture just lean back against the belly of your giant tame grizzly with none of the face clawing unpleasantness.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/62 "2010-06-20T17:49:00Z")

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A dog.

Seriously. I’d rather have a dog as a pet than than a chimp or a bear or a komodo dragon. They may be more exotic but a dog is more petlike.

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**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/63 "2010-06-20T19:17:45Z")

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Last summer at the library, a woman came in to pick up her reserved books. Strangely enough, everyone save me crowded around her, eager to talk and catch up. My co-workers were, and still are, a wildly different bunch, so I wondered why on earth they’d all want to talk to the same person.

When she left, I asked around and found out that this woman is a large/wild animals vet for the city’s zoo. She’s had all sorts of crazy animals at her house from time to time, including but not limited to a baby tiger who was rejected by its mother. I shit you not, it rode around in her car with her actual pet dogs, eliciting crazy looks and honks from those in traffic next to her.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/64 "2010-06-22T16:39:37Z")

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A miniature horse, if it could be housebroken. No point in having an animal in the house that you have to follow about with a shovel, and no point in having a pet that you couldn’t hang out with indoors.

One of those [domesticated silver foxes](http://cbsu.tc.cornell.edu/ccgr/behaviour/Publications.htm) from Russia would be totally cool.

The idea of a tiger would be cool… but when the tiger scratches the furniture, are _you_ going to be the one to say Bad Kitty???

But most realistically, a cat. Common, ordinary, garden variety cat. Unfortunately until they come up with a treatment that controls the allergies, that ain’t happening :(.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/65 "2010-06-22T16:49:47Z")

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Holy crap - I could totally get one of those foxes:  
[http://www.sibfox.com/foxes/](http://www.sibfox.com/foxes/)

:::: head explodes from cuteness ::::

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/66 "2010-06-22T18:04:37Z")

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Wolf.

Though a tame, obedient wolf would just be a dog.

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**Author:** ![PsyXe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@PsyXe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PsyXe)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/67 "2010-06-22T18:33:56Z")

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Oh wow, so many! From least to most realistic:  
A dragon I could fly on  
Clouded leopard  
Cheetah  
Silver fox  
Horse - hmmm, but do I want a Frisian or an Appaloosa?  
Sea horses - I’ve seen them in a pet shop, but I don’t think I trust myself to keep the water parameters exactly right.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/68 "2010-06-22T19:05:22Z")

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PsyXe… how about an Appaloosa/Friesian??

[![](https://media.photobucket.com/image/appaloosa%20friesian/midnightstarrx3/fresianappycrossbaby.jpg) ](https://media.photobucket.com/image/appaloosa%20friesian/midnightstarrx3/fresianappycrossbaby.jpg)

[![](http://www.ipshr.com/LP%20&%20Patn%20Stallions/Grand%20Design/Grande_0137%20new%20BG%20%20042707.jpg) ](http://www.ipshr.com/LP%20&%20Patn%20Stallions/Grand%20Design/Grande_0137%20new%20BG%20%20042707.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_of_the_Lake)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/69 "2010-06-22T19:06:59Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> Holy crap - I could totally get one of those foxes:  
> [http://www.sibfox.com/foxes/](http://www.sibfox.com/foxes/)
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> :::: head explodes from cuteness ::::

Wow - that is a bundle of cute! From the article: _Inside your house, they will snuggle on a bed like a cat._

So, yeah, a silver fox is my choice. Or the even less practical [Fennec Fox](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:10_Month_Old_Fennec_Fox.jpg). I would name him [Ratchet](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratchet_%28Ratchet_%26_Clank%29). 😉

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**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/70 "2010-06-23T04:47:28Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> Given the premise I would love to have a Bear. I’m shocked I’m the first person to say so. Heck you wouldn’t even need furniture just lean back against the belly of your giant tame grizzly with none of the face clawing unpleasantness.

I think you’re second, but I’m third.

- It can claw and bite people who piss you off.
- You can ride around on its back.
- It’s a giant living snuggly pillow.
- It’s a freaking bear.

For fantasy animals, a pegasus would be pretty awesome.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animal-would-you-have-as-a-pet/543594/71 "2010-06-23T05:08:45Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> PsyXe… how about an Appaloosa/Friesian??
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> [Photo Storage](http://media.photobucket.com/image/appaloosa%20friesian/midnightstarrx3/fresianappycrossbaby.jpg)

Good grief, that’s got to be one of the most awesome horses I’ve ever seen.

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