# What archaic clothing choices do you miss?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 28, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874 "2009-09-28T18:14:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/61 "2009-09-29T14:48:31Z")

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I am partial toward edwardian smoking jackets-they are quite difficult to find these days. also, those late 1940’s men’s jackets-that had the sleeves and lapels of a different material than the jacket (Howard Hughes wore these, on his rare public appearances).  
Also, the cooldbroad brim hats that gangsters of the 1930’s wore-and double breated suits (like Jack Nicholson wore in “Chinatown”).

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/62 "2009-09-29T16:52:49Z")

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Hats, hats, and more hats. And not those ubiquitous [redneck ball caps](http://www.allfiredup.com/images-products/wcrednecks-baseballcap-T.jpg) that are popular these days.

I’m talking about [old-school, stylish hats for men](http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/1/optimized/443951_fpx.tif?bgc=255,255,255&wid=327&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg) and [women](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p3lUJPGJZQ/SlAkQxrHvYI/AAAAAAAACi4/4LHpa-n-ym8/s400/15856107_21_b.jpg).

Woman in a baseball cap = snooze.

Woman in a stylish hat = teh sexxy.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/63 "2009-09-29T17:16:41Z")

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Cuirasses just dropped off the map after Napoleans day. Why can’t folks appreciate clothing that can be polished? For that matter, I’d love to wear a steel gauntlet for work. An iron fist would be so appropriate for a government worker like me.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/64 "2009-09-29T17:48:04Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> Woman in a baseball cap = snooze.
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> Woman in a stylish hat = teh sexxy.

I have to disagree with you a bit, here. That ponytail-pulled-through-the-back-of-the-cap look really works on some women.

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/65 "2009-09-29T17:57:16Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> That was an understandable misreading, but Rhymers don’t wear garters. No Rhymer ever has, or at least not since the stars & garters travesty of 1874.

you could find plenty of what you’re looking for today if you would search “braces” instead.

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/66 "2009-10-09T16:17:37Z")

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I wish we could bring back women’s hats. It seems only black women going to church wear hats nowadays.

I’ve always liked Madonna’s hat with the – what’s the word? – open-knit veil that she wore in the “Take a Bow” video:

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And I can’t find a picture of it, but the gray greatcoat Sean Bean sometimes wore in the Sharpe’s movies would be so hot on certain kinds of tallish, well-built men. Woof!

[This site](http://www.revampvintage.com/) has a lot of fun vintage clothing for women and men. I especially like the pre-'50s clothing for women, although I can’t see wearing it to work or anything.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/67 "2009-10-09T16:31:03Z")

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Arming coats and chainmail. With appropriate accessories.

There are days when I need the armor, and other days when I’d like to use the accessories on certain parties.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/68 "2009-10-09T18:19:29Z")

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Huh, that revamp site is interesting, if severely limited in its inventory. [These guys](http://www.historyinthemaking.org/) cover a broader swath of history and they seem pretty good at what they do. I’d cough up for some of their 1910s-1920s duds for sure.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-archaic-clothing-choices-do-you-miss/511874/69 "2009-10-09T19:35:27Z")

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> [@whole\_bean](#):
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> you could find plenty of what you’re looking for today if you would search “braces” instead.

Take your facts back to Wales where they belong.

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