# What are some examples of the annoying untalented and ugly celebrity children of real celebrities? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 28, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881 "2014-06-28T19:35:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/21 "2014-06-29T16:39:26Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Serious question: What the _fuck_ is wrong with you? Ditto. Good grief, the Dope is rife with this sort of disgusting bile these days. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/22 "2014-06-29T16:40:26Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Shouldn’t this be in the Pit? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/23 "2014-06-29T16:42:26Z")
> [@Washoe](#): > > If I were her, I would have eaten a shotgun years ago. This is disgusting and would be better suited for the Pit. > [@andros](#): > > Serious question: What the _fuck_ is wrong with you? This isn’t appropriate for Cafe Society. > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Shouldn’t this be in the Pit? > [@faithfool](#): > > Yes. I don’t think this is a Pit topic on its own, but if people keep making posts like the above, I’ll change my mind. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/24 "2014-06-29T16:48:22Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Yes. Agreed. Although it probably won’t go the way the OP and other provocateurs expected. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/25 "2014-06-29T17:07:20Z")
I’m not really getting the Rumer Willis hate-on. Granted, here is my finger, far from the pulse of pop culture, so maybe she’s ubiquitous and good at nothing, I honestly don’t know. As for being ugly, she looks exactly like Bruce Willis with Demi Moore’s jawline and chin. I’ll readily grant she’s not particularly pretty (I mean, she looks like Bruce Willis ffs), but _ugly_? WTF? And I never heard of Ireland Baldwin, but if she’s the chick in that linked picture, she’s beautiful. Possibly untalented and annoying, but beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/26 "2014-06-29T17:14:39Z")
> [@CrazyCatLady](#): > > I’m not really getting the Rumer Willis hate-on. Granted, here is my finger, far from the pulse of pop culture, so maybe she’s ubiquitous and good at nothing, I honestly don’t know. As for being ugly, she looks exactly like Bruce Willis with Demi Moore’s jawline and chin. I’ll readily grant she’s not particularly pretty (I mean, she looks like Bruce Willis ffs), but _ugly_? WTF? > > And I never heard of Ireland Baldwin, but if she’s the chick in that linked picture, she’s beautiful. Possibly untalented and annoying, but beautiful. I’d never heard of Rumer Willis (like you, I’m not really hip to current pop culture.) But she seems attractive to me. I’d almost rather look like her than her mother, who is beautiful but in a very bland way IMHO. Ireland Baldwin, eh. I suspect the OP doesn’t like her because she is a: in a mixed-race relationship and b: is either lesbian or bi. She seems quite attractive to me. I imagine children of Beautiful Celebrities are expected to live up to all sorts of nonsensically high expectations, and quite a few will rebel and go in the other direction, whatever than is. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/27 "2014-06-29T17:16:55Z")
> [@CrazyCatLady](#): > > Possibly untalented and annoying, but beautiful. Is she the one Alec yelled at? Because I had teen daughters at the time and was behind him 100%. There gets a point…well, there was a reason folks used to marry off their daughters at the onset of puberty. It got them out of the house and they became somebody else’s problem. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/28 "2014-06-29T17:37:40Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > This isn’t appropriate for Cafe Society. Sorry, **Marley**. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/29 "2014-06-29T17:49:06Z")
> [@gracer](#): > > Can you explain the untalented-ness and ugliness here, because I really don’t understand. Bruce Willis resembles Mr Potato Head (with apologies to Mr Potato Head), but it’s _his daughter_ who is supposed to be ugly? I’m confused. It may not be something that can be explained, de gustibus and all that, but perhaps you could try? > > What did you expect from these women, exactly? 😕 Agree with it or not plenty of women find Bruce Willis attractive enough to be a leading man, at least when he was younger. And plenty of men find him manly enough to be an action star. As far as Rumor Willis goes, well there is “regular attractive” and “hot enough to be a celebrity even though they have no discernible talent”. ---
**Author:** ![Drummond\_Bays](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8edcca/32.png) [@Drummond\_Bays](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drummond_Bays)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/30 "2014-06-29T18:01:44Z")
Kelly Osbourne. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/31 "2014-06-29T18:21:52Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > O. J. Simpson’s late friend and defense attorney’s [wife and daughters](http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/REU-USA_.jpg). What are they untalented at? They don’t act, they just get taped and photographed as they exist so I’m not sure they really counts. And c’mon, ugly? All of them? Even the son and the mom? About the only average looking person in the family is Khloe and the rest are pretty good looking (barring Bruce). ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/32 "2014-06-29T18:42:00Z")
> [@Drummond\_Bays](#): > > Kelly Osbourne. Well shit, remember what her parents look like… On the other hand, [Amii Osbourne](http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/socialdiary/2003/2.5.03/shakira/AimeeOsbou_Trusc_856933_600.jpg) is quite pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/33 "2014-06-29T18:48:55Z")
Nicole Ritchie? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/34 "2014-06-29T19:46:20Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Sour grapes. I beg to differ: _Nice melons_ We’re huge P-Funk fans. For years we’ve been catching them two or three times a year, couple times at BB Kings and a one-off somewhere else. We generally love the guest musicians, even if some don’t work out as well as others. We mourned various passings and evolutions. We love Sativa, George’s granddaughter–even if she only sings two or three songs every time she’s there, it’s a treat. But his grandson. Oh, dear lord. We’re not rap fans by any stretch, but know the art well enough to recognize and winch at such soulless, uninspired, not-as-cool-as-he’s-telling-us-he-is attempts at funk. It’s embarrassing. He tours with them on and off, and if we see him in the wings we know we’re in for a ten minute desert island of Sir Nose’s Paradise. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/35 "2014-06-29T21:50:27Z")
I completely fail to see how Ireland Baldwin can be called ugly. That is one beautiful woman, IMHO. What do you find so ugly about her, OP? ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/36 "2014-06-29T22:08:36Z")
I don’t know what I find more disturbing here, the OP focusing on females who I don’t know have ever done anything annoying, or the absolute lack of Jaden. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/37 "2014-06-29T22:26:14Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > I completely fail to see how Ireland Baldwin can be called ugly. That is one beautiful woman, IMHO. What do you find so ugly about her, OP? I myself wouldn’t say she is ugly; but she definitely looks like she needs a lot of makeup and good camera angles to bring her up to snuff - the natural beauty part doesn’t seem to be there so much. But if you compare her to mere mortals and not others in her profession, I would say she comes out way ahead. All in all it’s hard to see how she would have the opportunity to model without the lineage IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/38 "2014-06-29T23:51:35Z")
oops ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/39 "2014-06-30T00:00:04Z")
(Had to correct a huge mistake.) Could have gotten some of her Aunt’s talent, or her Grandfather’s, but only got her Father’s: **Bridget Fonda**. Another one from 60’s parents: **Laura Dern**. Nice looking but _always_ makes the same face: mouth agape horror of seeing someone eating a live turd. ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881/40 "2014-06-30T05:10:15Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > And c’mon, ugly? All of them? Even the son and the mom? > About the only average looking person in the family is Khloe and the rest are pretty good looking (barring Bruce). God, I love how so many people rate celebrities on some ridiculously unrealistic scale, where ~95% of all humans would rate - on the (dumb) 1-10 scale - somewhere between -5 and -20. These obvious hosebeasts are just [way below y’all’s standards](http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9129/standards9zq.jpg). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-some-examples-of-the-annoying-untalented-and-ugly-celebrity-children-of-real-celebrities/691881.md?page=3)