# What are the 5 best novels you've ever read?

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**Created:** [July 26, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-5-best-novels-youve-ever-read/191068 "2003-07-26T12:37:08Z")\
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Villette by Charlotte Bronte  
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Marquez  
The God Of Small Things by Arundhati Roy  
Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray  
Moby Dick by Herman Melville

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AuntiePam \*  
> \*\*It’d be cool if someone could compile the lists and rank the books, wouldn’t it? \*\*

Go for it, **AuntiePam.** 😉

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_Catch 22_, by Joseph Heller.  
_The Catcher in the Rye_, by Salinger.  
_The Grapes of Wrath_, by John Steinbeck.  
_A Passage to India_, by E. M. Forrster.  
_A Light in August_, by William Faulkner.

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CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES (again) by J.K. Toole  
GENERATION X by Douglas Coupland  
I, CLAUDIUS/CLAUDIUS THE GOD (I’m counting this as one) by Robert Graves  
WINDS OF WAR/WAR AND REMEMBRANCE (ditto) by Herman Wouk (though this will make many folks hate me as it was critically panned)  
IN COLD BLOOD by Truman Capote

For the sake of fairness, please let me add five by women authors:

FAIR AND TENDER LADIES by Lee Smith  
THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST by Anne Tyler  
SEARCHING FOR CALEB by Anne Tyler  
THE GOOD EARTH (and sequels) by Pearl Buck  
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE by Anne Rice (each sequel being just that much worse)

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Bibliocat, I might give it a try, when it slows down a bit.

I just noticed that **Pat Barker** made someone’s list too – the Regeneration Trilogy.

Her other books are good too – I think I’ve read them all, and she is a master of the “no bulls\*\*\*” school of writing.

Now I wish I had mentioned **Robertson Davies** – esp. the Deptford Trilogy.

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Please strike “Generation X” above and write in “God Knows” by Joseph Heller. Please strike “In Cold Blood” in favor of Breakfast of Champions.

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-5-best-novels-youve-ever-read/191068/87 "2003-07-27T20:07:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sampiro \*  
> WINDS OF WAR/WAR AND REMEMBRANCE (ditto) by Herman Wouk (though this will make many folks hate me as it was critically panned)

I won’t hate you. Those are two of my favorites, too!

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Damn. I went to bed last night thinking about this list. I can’t stop at just five. Just call me a bookaholic. 😃

I have to add:

Roots  
Pillars of the Earth  
Interview with the Vampire  
The Man who talks to Horses (about the REAL horse whisperer)  
Crimson Petal and the White

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Caine Mutiny…Herman Wouk  
Shogun…James Clavell  
Holocaust…Gerald Green  
Cruel Sea…Nicholas Monasrrat  
Eye of the Needle…Ken Follett

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-5-best-novels-youve-ever-read/191068/90 "2003-07-27T21:13:44Z")

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I don’t have a database program and I couldn’t figure out how to get Word to sort by the number, in order, but here are all the books mentioned that had more than one vote, with the number of votes. I’ll bet someone with a database/Access program could do better:

5 1984  
7 – The Stand  
6 – The Lord of the Rings  
4 – The Godfather  
4 – The Grapes of Wrath  
4 – The Great Gatsby  
4 – The Witching Hour  
3 – The Brothers Karamazov  
2 – The Good Earth  
2 – The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn  
2 – The Dollmaker  
2 – The God of Small Things  
2 – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy  
2 – The Maltese Falcon  
2 – The Name of the Rose  
2 – The Notebook  
2 – The Princess Bride  
2 – The Secret History  
2 – The Stranger  
2 – The Woman in White  
2 – The World According to Garp  
12 - Catch 22  
4 - A Confederacy of Dunces  
5 - A Prayer for Owen Meaney  
2 - A Soldier of the Great War  
2 - A Suitable Boy  
3 - A Tale of Two Cities  
3 - A Tree Grows in Brooklyn  
2 - Alice in Wonderland  
2 - All Quiet on the Western Front  
2 - Animal Farm  
2 - As I Lay Dying  
4 - Beloved  
4 - Catcher in the Rye  
2 - Chronicles of Narnia  
3 - Cold Mountain  
3 - Confederacy of Dunces  
5 - Crime and Punishment  
2 - Dandelion Wine  
6 - Dune  
2 - East of Eden  
3 - For Whom the Bell Tolls  
2 - Geek Love  
6 - Gone with The Wind  
2 - Great Expectations  
2 - Hamlet  
4 - I, Claudius  
3 - Jane Eyre  
5 - Les Miserables  
2 - Light in August  
2 - Like a Hole in the Head  
3 - Little Women  
2 - Little, Big  
7 - Lolita  
2 - Love In The Time of Cholera  
3 - Mists of Avalon  
2 - Moby Dick  
2 - Of Mice And Men  
4 - One Hundred Years of Solitude  
2 - Pillars of the Earth  
6 - Pride & Prejudice  
6 - Rebecca  
2 - Sirens of Titan  
4 - Slaughterhouse Five  
2 - Still Life with Woodpecker  
2 - Stranger in A Strange Land  
2 - Titus Groan and Gormenghast  
15 - To Kill a Mockingbird  
2 - Vanity Fair  
2 - Vile Bodies  
6 - Watership Down

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Metropolis by Thea von Harbou  
1984 by George Orwell  
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (counting all five books as one)  
Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien  
Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk

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Lonesome Dove - Larry McMurtry  
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy O’Toole  
Lolita - Nabokov  
To Say Nothing Of The Dog - Connie Willis  
The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver

This list is more representative than it is accurate. So many good books.

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(In no particular order):

Dandelion Whine- Ray Bradbury  
Anthem- Ayn Rand  
To Kill a mockingbird- Harper Lee  
Relic- Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child  
Cabinet of Curiosities- Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child  
Merla

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!!!

Er, that’s Dandelion WINE, not whine. You’d think all this readin’ would teach me to type better!

Merla

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Best/favorite novel I’ve ever read is easy:

- Of Human Bondage \* W.S. Maugham (actually a little surprised no one else has mentioned Maugham)

The other four weren’t as easy. But here they are, in no particular order.

- Winds of War \* and \* War and Rememberance \* Herman Wouk (also counting these as one book)
- Brave New World \* Aldous Huxley
- Fountainhead \* Ayn Rand
- Tale of Two Cities \* Dickens

And don’t you ever make me pick just five again! That was hard! 🙂

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A Spell for Chameleon - Piers Anthony  
The Shining - Stephen King  
The Bride Wore Black - Cornell Woolrich  
The Amber Chronicles - Roger Zelazny  
Palace Walk - Naguib Mahfouz

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Pillars of the Earth - Ken Follett  
Anything by Wilbur Smith or Desmond Bagley  
The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings - Tolkien  
Watchers - Dean Koontz

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I can’t limit myself to five, but I got my list down to these:

East of Eden by John Steinbeck  
Catseye by Margaret Atwood  
The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood  
The Edible Woman by Margaret Atwood  
Foucault’s Pendulum by Umberto Eco  
The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco  
Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald  
The Secret History by Donna Tartt  
The Deptford Trilogy by Robertson Davies

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Wow, **AuntiePam** , that’s some impressive compiling. [Not-so-obligatory “Friends” reference]We might have a place for you in data entering and configuration.[/“Friends” ref]

This is incredibly difficult since I feel I have so many beloved books. But here goes:

Here are mine:

Rebecca by Daphne DuMaurier  
Compulsion by Myer Levin  
Christine by Stephen King  
Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin  
No Night is Too Long by Ruth Rendell (as Barbara Vine)

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I don’t have much to add to these except **The Quiet American** , which I read about 20 years ago and I still think about and recommend, as I do **To Kill a Mockingbird** and **I, Claudius** , both of which I read in high school. **Foucault’s Pendulum** is the only novel I’ve ever had to read with a dictionary and a set of encyclopedias at my side. Terrific novel. Lastly, I was going to include **The Scarlet Woman of Wall Street** , but I think it would have to be one of John Le Carre’s George Smiley novels, so I’ll pick **Smiley’s People**.

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