# What are the all time top 10 stripper songs?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378 "2009-05-23T04:29:23Z")\
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For one I’ll nominate Rod Stewart’s [Hot Legs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uMejNMfiWs&feature=related)

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[The Stripper](http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm/sound_iid.233117) by David Rose has to be #1. It’s THE song that people think of when they think of strippers.

Warning: The song is autoplay…you DO NOT want to click on that at work. Or church. Or in the same room as your wife or mother-in-law. Seriously.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/3 "2009-05-23T04:54:30Z")

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_Hot For Teacher_ by Van Halen

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Aerosmith’s _Rag Doll_.

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_Superfreak_ by Rick James.

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/6 "2009-05-23T06:06:09Z")

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Two songs from _Gypsy:_

“Let Me Entertain You” and “You Gotta Get a Gimmick.”

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/7 "2009-05-23T06:09:29Z")

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What about _Hey , Big Spender_?

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Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard  
You Can Leave Your Hat On - Tom Jones  
Cherry Pie - Warrant

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/9 "2009-05-23T07:31:40Z")

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Are you talking songs about strippers, or songs that strippers dance to?

About strippers: Girls, Girls, Girls - by Motley Crue - it’s about strip clubs around the world.

strippers dance to: Closer - Nine Inch Nails - because it has the line “I want to fuck you like an animal”

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/10 "2009-05-23T07:35:01Z")

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Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns ‘n’ Roses is a stripper dance-to fave.

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Pop that Coochie - 2 Live Crew  
Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya - Poison Clan

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/12 "2009-05-23T11:28:33Z")

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_Smooth Up In Ya_ - The Bullet Boys

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/13 "2009-05-23T14:24:11Z")

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Mystical - _Shake Yo Ass_

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My Lovin’ (You’re never gonna get it) - En Vogue

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“You’re Having Our Baby” by the Red Army Choir

(Sorry I have been looking for an excuse all week to post that title. Carry on.)

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_You Can Leave Your Hat On_ - Joe Cocker

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“My Neck, My Back”

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“You Light Up My Life” by Debby Boone.

(if they need to put their clothes back _on_).

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> [The Stripper](http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm/sound_iid.233117) by David Rose has to be #1. It’s THE song that people think of when they think of strippers.
> 
> Warning: The song is autoplay…you DO NOT want to click on that at work. Or church. Or in the same room as your wife or mother-in-law. Seriously.

That song makes me think of a burlesque show, not a strip club.

Nickleback - Rock Star  
Kid Rock - Cowboy  
Poison - Talk Dirty to Me  
Britney Spears - Toxic  
Justine Timberlake - SexyBack  
Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl  
Lada Gaga - Poker Face

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**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/20 "2009-05-23T16:39:11Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> _You Can Leave Your Hat On_ - Joe Cocker

That’s #1 with me. If you can’t strip to that ditty, get out of the business.

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