# What are the all time top 10 stripper songs? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 23, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378 "2009-05-23T04:29:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mariposalabrown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@mariposalabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mariposalabrown)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/21 "2009-05-23T16:51:15Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Are you talking songs about strippers, or songs that strippers dance to? > > About strippers: Girls, Girls, Girls - by Motley Crue - it’s about strip clubs around the world. > > strippers dance to: Closer - Nine Inch Nails - because it has the line “I want to fuck you like an animal” Every time I have been to a strip club some chick has stripped to Closer, that is absolutely my number one. Also that White Zombie song, More Human than Human. ---
**Author:** ![DfrntBreign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/22 "2009-05-23T18:26:25Z")
Over twenty posts and no AC/DC? Every strip club I’ve ever walked into had some AC/DC song playing within minutes. _Back in Black, TNT, Highway To Hell_… the list goes on and on. It won’t be on anybody else’s list, but the best match of dance to music I ever saw was [“Taboo” by Santana](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy61ogMKg94). ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/23 "2009-05-23T19:02:41Z")
_ **She’s a Beauty** _ - **The Tubes** (Since it is literally about a stripper.) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/24 "2009-05-23T19:22:16Z")
Not exactly what we’re talking about, but is that “bow chicka wow-wow” porn music any real song, or is it just canned music? ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/25 "2009-05-23T19:35:20Z")
What, no mention of John Parr’s classically terrible “Naughty Naughty”?! I saw untold dozens of strippers grinding away to this ‘raunchy-lite’ tune back in the 80s when I was young enough to still find some allure in strip joints. The last time I went to a strip club was with a few of my young co-workers a few years ago, and 22-year-old chicks with big fake boobs were _still_ dancing to it. ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/26 "2009-05-23T22:41:12Z")
“You can leave your hat on” is a good choice.\* When they show strippers in sit-coms etc., they are usually dancing to some kind of generic eurotechno-ish kind of music. Anybody know what I mean? - Because I associate it with The Full Monty. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/27 "2009-05-23T23:07:47Z")
> [@spoke-](#): > > _ **She’s a Beauty** _ - **The Tubes** > > (Since it is literally about a stripper.) This is the one I was going to nominate. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/28 "2009-05-23T23:11:24Z")
> [@cactus\_waltz](#): > > When they show strippers in sit-coms etc., they are usually dancing to some kind of generic eurotechno-ish kind of music. Anybody know what I mean? [Yes. Strippers often dance to eurodance or pop trance music.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eobiHH97h8) ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/29 "2009-05-23T23:13:53Z")
According to my ex-stripper coworker, 9 out of 10 strippers dance to Nickleback’s “Something in Your Mouth.” The 10th stripper dances to “some rap song.” ---
**Author:** ![davekhps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@davekhps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davekhps)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/30 "2009-05-24T02:02:03Z")
Not a stripper song, but a song about strippers: “A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying” by the Bloodhound Gang. One of the best song titles _ever_. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/31 "2009-05-24T02:13:17Z")
I’ve heard that “Poison” by Alice Cooper is popular, or used to be. Hell, ya oughtta see me dance to it! Clothed, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/32 "2009-05-24T02:30:01Z")
Billy Squier- The Stroke ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/33 "2009-05-24T02:42:38Z")
“Rag Doll” is a good Aerosmith track for a stripper, but I’ve always been partial to “Love in an Elevator”, especially the “Go-ing do-ownnn!” part. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/34 "2009-05-24T06:09:57Z")
Money Talks - AC/DC ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/35 "2009-05-24T11:52:38Z")
“E Pro” by Beck has an “awesome stripper-vibe” to it. ---
**Author:** ![lokij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@lokij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lokij)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/36 "2009-05-24T18:36:20Z")
Marilyn Manson “I don’t like the drugs”, every time I’ve been in a strip club this has played at least once. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/37 "2009-05-25T02:17:44Z")
One stripper that I spoke with said that Metallica’s “One” was THE favorite for lap dances because of the heavy music, but mostly because it was the longest song on their jukebox. It was one of my favorites too, for just these two reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/38 "2009-05-25T02:57:40Z")
[Black Velvet](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UTRMP1Uk1k) by Alannah Myles ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/39 "2009-05-25T03:11:16Z")
> [@davekhps](#): > > Not a stripper song, but a song about strippers: “A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying” by the Bloodhound Gang. > > One of the best song titles _ever_. I used to know a stripper who claimed that she spent several months without success trying to get their club’s DJ to play that song for one of her dances. 😃 Anybody else dig Sam Sham and the Pharaohs “Little Red Riding Hood” or is that just me? I saw a redhead do a themed number with that song once. Except for her dancing style resembling a siezure, it was pretty nice. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/40 "2009-05-25T03:54:40Z")
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