# What are the all time top 10 stripper songs?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378 "2009-05-23T04:29:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rucksinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/898d66/32.png) [@Rucksinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rucksinator)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/41 "2009-05-25T04:10:44Z")

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Due to watching TV and movies, I would have sworn that Motley Crue’s “Girls Girls Girls” would be the obvious #1. FWIW, I was at a batchelor party where strippers danced to Prince’s “Pussy Control”

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/42 "2009-05-25T04:27:40Z")

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“Patricia the Stripper” by Chris de Burgh is a classic!

A few years ago, I saw a girl strip to “Come Sail Away” by Styx, I’ve never listened to the song the same since.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/43 "2009-05-25T06:26:45Z")

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Being an ex dancer/stripper, I will say Vogue, Black velvet, and Whoop There it Is.

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/44 "2009-05-27T03:41:22Z")

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If I were a stripper, I would strip to Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls.”

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**Author:** ![RedRosesForMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RedRosesForMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedRosesForMe)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/45 "2009-05-27T03:53:45Z")

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I really doubt any stripper has actually danced to this song, but it is about strippers and very strip-able at the same time-

CockSparrer’s “Sunday Stripper.”

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**Author:** ![mske](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@mske](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mske)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/46 "2009-05-27T11:59:31Z")

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Aerosmith’s **Dude Looks Like a Lady** would be an …interesting… choice.

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**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/47 "2009-05-27T12:38:26Z")

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Workin’ for the weekend?

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**Author:** ![sweeteviljesus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@sweeteviljesus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweeteviljesus)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/48 "2009-05-27T13:26:11Z")

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I always hear “Obsession” by Animotion. I once saw a girl dance to “World Destruction” by John Lydon and Afrika Bambaata, and I wish that was more common. The extended version of Freebird is nice.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/49 "2009-05-27T13:48:53Z")

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Strippers _love_ Dokken. I _love_ Dokken. We _ALL_ love Dokken. “It’s Not Love”.

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**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/50 "2009-05-27T15:28:36Z")

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If “The Stripper” is #1, then [“Night Train”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Train_(song)) has to be #2…

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/51 "2009-05-27T15:37:43Z")

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How about Nickelback’s “Something in Your Mouth”?

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**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/52 "2009-05-27T15:50:39Z")

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What, no mention of \*The Waitresses \*-- **I Know What Boys Like**? That song, immortalized by strippers, and their Christmas song, \*\*Christmas Wrapping \*\*are the only reason they’re still known after the lame early 80’s rap style wore itself out.

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/53 "2009-05-27T19:10:28Z")

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Oh, well, if we’re listing songs _about_ strippers, there’s:

[Angel in Blue](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fda_ljBpXYQ) - J. Geils Band  
[What Do You Want](http://www.kovideo.net/lyrics/c/Connells/What-Do-Yout-Want.html) - The Connells

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/54 "2009-05-27T19:20:16Z")

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Every time I hear Van Halen’s **Jamie’s Cryin’** , I instinctively look around for a stripper. Even when I’m in my car.

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/55 "2009-05-27T19:23:38Z")

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In the mid 90s every strip club I visited played Madonna’s Justify My Love at least once.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/56 "2009-05-27T19:45:20Z")

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IMHO, the second-best is “Pour Some Sugar On Me”, but the very best is:

“You Shook Me All Night Long” - AC/DC

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**Author:** ![candygirl99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@candygirl99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/candygirl99)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/57 "2012-10-27T02:57:25Z")

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Love bites by Def Leppard is an awesome choice 🙂

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/58 "2012-10-27T03:32:05Z")

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We’ll Meet Again - Vera Lynn  
Adrian - Jewel  
Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/59 "2012-10-27T03:55:12Z")

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> [@Glory](#):
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> Cherry Pie - Warrant

As any fan of Adam Carolla will tell you 🙂

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-all-time-top-10-stripper-songs/497378/60 "2012-10-27T04:08:39Z")

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Concrete Angel - Martina McBride  
Little Blossom - Hank Thompson  
I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse

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