# What are the biggest Sequential Threads that remain unrevealed?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079 "2006-07-26T12:50:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/1 "2006-07-26T12:50:20Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**Imagining the Tenth Dimension  
Strange behavior of my cat**

In the tenth dimension, cats behave strangely. I guess some things really are universal.

From IMHO:

\*\*Does anyone here think advertising does not affect them?  
Do you own a grocery cart? Can you recommend one? \*\*

Let me guess, you saw a commercial for one.

\*\*How do I get my 44yr old, unemployed daughter to move out!!!  
Have you used your martial arts training in a real fight? \*\*

And if so, did you find it effective against 44yr old, unemployed women?

From GQ:  
**Anything I can do to help a canker sore?  
Polygraph Tests–completely unreliable, or just not very reliable?**

For dealing with canker sores? Completely unreliable.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/2 "2006-07-26T12:55:21Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**Plumbing Question  
No, Kitty, don’t eat THAT!!!**

You know there’s a problem when your cat eats the plumbing.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/3 "2006-07-26T13:17:57Z")

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GQ:

**What are extras talking about?  
Reversing circumcision?**

Yeah, in crowd scenes, everybody is directed to say “Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy…”

**Are movie punches and fights realistic?  
Where are these giant windmills?**

Those are in La Mancha, dude – and yeah, that’s usually about how it goes down.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/4 "2006-07-26T14:18:20Z")

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From GD:

\*\* Historical myths?

A rational discussion about the latest crisis in the middle east? \*\*

Yeah, I’d say that one is up there…

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/5 "2006-07-26T14:39:28Z")

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You and Your Best Friend Find Osama  
No, Kitty, don’t eat THAT!!!

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/6 "2006-07-26T16:33:40Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> You and Your Best Friend Find Osama  
> No, Kitty, don’t eat THAT!!!

Yep. Only a terrorist would stop his cat from eating Osama :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/7 "2006-07-26T16:43:44Z")

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GQ:\*\*  
Where’s the best place to put the sub-woofer?  
Atlantis??? \*\*  
No, that’s a _submarine_ woofer.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/8 "2006-07-26T16:51:13Z")

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MPSIMS

> [@](#):
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> So, what are your plans for after the Rapture?
> 
> um… ya wanna shut the door?

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/9 "2006-07-26T17:08:12Z")

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MPSIMS:

**You and Your Best Friend Find Osama**  
**um… ya wanna shut the door?**

Indeed, a little modesty from you three would be most appreciated.

**Washington State Supreme Court issues gay marriage ruling**  
**This morning’s call in radio subject: Who do you want to kill?**

I’m thinking a certain judge may be a hot topic this morning…

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/10 "2006-07-26T17:14:17Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> Yep. Only a terrorist would stop his cat from eating Osama :dubious:

Indeed. But can you _imagine_ the hairball?!? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/11 "2006-07-26T20:56:30Z")

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From IMHO:

**Have you used your martial arts training in a real fight?  
Which martial art should I learn?**

That actually makes a lot of sense if you’re shopping around for a martial art.

And a few minutes ago:

**Ninja cavemen vs. pirate astronauts  
Have you used your martial arts training in a real fight?**

Are you kidding? Martial arts are essential for fighting off Ninja Cavemen _and_ Pirate Astronauts!

From New Posts:

**So, what are your plans for after the Rapture?  
Stories of high adventure and backwoods emergency appendectomy**  
Sounds like a blast.

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/12 "2006-07-26T23:34:03Z")

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Wow, four in a row!

**What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done recently?**

**Ever fire a meat cannon?**

**I feel I must say…**

**Really, what were they thinking?**

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/13 "2006-07-27T00:23:47Z")

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New posts:

\*\*Anybody want a rim job?

YAY! I got a job!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/14 "2006-07-27T13:03:21Z")

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FROM MPSIMS:

**Great Joy  
Bunny rabbits!**

Yeah. Those go together pretty well.

**Great big snake in my kitchen  
Have you gotten up close and personal with a star?**

And now, the Samuel L. Jackson’s co-star from Snakes on a Plane…

**YAY! I got a job!  
Ever Fire a Meat Cannon?**

As a meat cannon operator. No, that doesn’t sound the least bit like a euphemism…

From IMHO:

**What Mundane Things Fascinate You?  
What ordinary things gross you out?**

And are there some mundane, ordinary things that fascinate you as they gross you out.

**What are the biggest secrets that remain unrevealed?  
Do I want a bluetooth enabled phone?**

Good question. Do you?

**What would you do if you found out you’d murdered your children?  
What the Hell Was Wrong with People in the 1970’s?**

Those were some _bad_ drugs.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/15 "2006-07-27T13:04:46Z")

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And one to grow on:

**Great big snake in my kitchen  
Bunny rabbits!**

Not for long…

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/16 "2006-07-27T19:44:28Z")

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**MPSIMS**

Lance Bass says “I’m gay!”  
You may know a stupider person, but I doubt it

With apologies to Mr. Bass

What do you do to beat the heat?  
I Have a Headache From Thinking

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/17 "2006-07-27T20:58:11Z")

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From ATMB:

\*\*Where have you gone, Jack Dean Tyler?

Up and down, like a bouncing ball \*\*

Well I guess that settles that.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/18 "2006-07-27T21:21:45Z")

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Cafe Society:  
\*\*The moment you realized that a book sucks.  
Lance Bass comes out of the closet on the cover of People \*\*

Well, it proves that Lance sucks

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/19 "2006-07-27T21:24:39Z")

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Meanwhile, over IMHO:

\*\*

How corruptible are you?  
Does anyone here think advertising does not affect them?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/20 "2006-07-27T21:27:57Z")

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From the Pit:

\*\*Nancy Pelosi, you ignorant slut…

Well, I’ve been cheated on. How about you? \*\*

Wow, Nancy Pelosi cheated on you?

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