# What are the biggest Sequential Threads that remain unrevealed? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079 "2006-07-26T12:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/61 "2006-08-01T22:58:00Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\*Hitler’s Aircraft Carrier… FOUND! My Lunch ruined \*\* Somebody’s fridge is even worse than mine 😃 \*\*Here’s why the Greenland ice cap is doomed My dog stares at the wall \*\* I didn’t know _that_ was a cause of global warming… (and I should say here, I originally made a typo and it came out as “global worming” 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/62 "2006-08-02T00:54:51Z")
IMHO: **Best way to get rid of pet odors? Cats and a balcony** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/63 "2006-08-02T05:47:47Z")
**Your One Extravagance It’s so hot that… I’ma Gonna Go To Hell When I Die** ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/64 "2006-08-02T05:50:39Z")
**What new word have you learned lately? Edimgiafad** -FrL- (If it’s my fault those two came together in the first place, what’s that to you?) ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/65 "2006-08-02T05:54:54Z")
**Why is Loyola-Marymount University trying to sell me a piano? Is Fidel Castro dead?** -FrL- (An absurdist sequence is a sequence nonetheless.) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/66 "2006-08-02T13:04:40Z")
\*\*Help me dominate my wife (BDSM?) Help find romantic gift for my Bride to be \*\* Honey, look at what I got you… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/67 "2006-08-02T13:21:07Z")
No, Honey, it’s not what you think: \*\* Help find romantic gift for my Bride to be Glurge-like, yet impressive: Watermelon Sculptures \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/68 "2006-08-02T13:45:29Z")
**You know something’s wrong when McDonalds can’t get staff… So , I Wrote a Note to the King** Actually, the King doesn’t get along with McDonald’s. He’s with those other guys. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/69 "2006-08-02T14:24:40Z")
\*\* Am I the only one who didn’t like Brokeback Mountain? Cox on the Big Screen… \*\* I know it’s cheap shot. But I couldn’t help myself. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/70 "2006-08-02T16:24:58Z")
IMHO: **Which SDMB minority are you in? Argh! I’m so stupid!** ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/71 "2006-08-02T18:33:08Z")
IMHO \*\*How much money should I charge for these two services? Cats and a balcony \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/72 "2006-08-02T18:53:35Z")
\*\*An uncomfortable truth Mike Shermer’s SciAm Column = Skeptics’ Glurge \*\* Sometimes The Truth hurts. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/73 "2006-08-02T19:35:53Z")
\*\* Ever kill a thread? I’m Gonna Go To Hell When I Die \*\* that’s pretty harsh – it’s only a Thread. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/74 "2006-08-02T21:42:08Z")
\*\*It’s so hot that… My dog stares at the wall \*\* And thinks cool thoughts, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/75 "2006-08-02T22:06:45Z")
CS: **Who is Robert Rodriguez? The most successful character actor ever** Hmm…debatable. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/76 "2006-08-03T08:38:00Z")
**Intellectual/Nerdy Dead Baby Jokes (TMI Obviously) I’ma Gonna Go To Hell When I Die** Yup, telling dead baby jokes’ll just about guarantee it. \*\*Things the Dope has made you notice I did NOT need to see that… \*\* …But the Dope made you notice it, right? \*\*36 degrees in Toronto. Is it safe? \*\* Well, I’ve heard that hot weather is especially hard on the very young and the elderly. \*\*Cryptic message around my new town has given me the willies. So, I Wrote a Note to the King \*\* Maybe the King likes to dress as a peasant and write cryptic messages about the town when no one is looking. He might enjoy giving you the willies. I’m just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/77 "2006-08-03T12:19:06Z")
From MPSIMS: **Can‘t Stop Rasterbating!! I’ma Gonna Go To Hell When I Die** "Woooo!!! I AM RASTERBATING LIKE” eh, you know the rest. **My cat is a pervert They sell WHAT in the mall?** Seriously! Perverted cats, 20% off! **The 2006 World Series of Poker Dopefest at Las Vegas!!! (July 27-30th) water…(gasp, choke)…water…** I seriously don’t think it’s _that_ hot in Vegas. From IMHO: **Masturbation fantasies vs. real life desires Help a jobseeker with 3 resume questions** Nope. That’s neither a fantasy nor a real life desire. **In the year 2031… Recommend a computer microscope?** 2031 eh? I’m not familiar with that model year, yet. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/78 "2006-08-03T12:20:36Z")
\*\* My neighbour is an insect-killing lunatic. He cut my hair! \*\* Were there nits in it? ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/79 "2006-08-03T13:00:40Z")
Cafe Society: **Am I the Only One Who Didn’t Like Brokeback Mountain?** and **Know Any INTELLIGENY jokes About AIDS?** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-biggest-sequential-threads-that-remain-unrevealed/366079/80 "2006-08-03T14:51:25Z")
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