# What are the effects of frequent masturbation?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [November 20, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130 "2006-11-20T10:04:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/61 "2015-11-02T12:30:07Z")

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Do zombies mastubate?

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/62 "2015-11-02T12:49:40Z")

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Some premature ejaculation problems may be caused when masturbation trains one to reach climax quickly. But this is not a permanent condition.

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**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/63 "2015-11-02T14:01:06Z")

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> [@TruthPal](#):
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> This is not your imagination. I have been following my feelings regarding masturbation for over 30 years. I’d masturbate day and night if I could however it affects my eyes with pressure so bad that it’s hard to even look at anybody.

Have you seen a doctor about this? It sounds like a blood pressure problem or something similar. In my experience, considering the _counts on my fingers_ MANY MANY times I have jacked off, I’ve never had an issue with eye pain or pressure.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/64 "2015-11-02T14:57:48Z")

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At 3-5 times a day, I would add a line item in my monthly budget for lube.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/65 "2015-11-02T15:23:39Z")

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> [@TruthPal](#):
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> Perhaps you’re lucky. masturbation affects my eyes and leaves pressure on my eyes, so bad even I can’t see straight. I have no guilt about masturbating, in fact I’d do it day and night if I could but it affects me destructively.

You might want to get yourself checked out for glaucoma. But wash your hands before you fill out the intake sheet in the ophthalomogist’s office.

> [@Acsenray](#):
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> Some premature ejaculation problems may be caused when masturbation trains one to reach climax quickly. But this is not a permanent condition.

I actually have the opposite problem. I often have trouble finishing during oral or PIV sex, which I think is due to my… technique.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/66 "2015-11-02T16:48:35Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Doesn’t anybody do a search first anymore?

This board does give answers to questions. The answer to this one is no. It’s been no for the past nine years and I’ve learned not to bother to ask. :smack:

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/67 "2015-11-02T18:23:32Z")

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> [@GoodOmens](#):
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> Have you seen a doctor about this? It sounds like a blood pressure problem or something similar. In my experience, considering the _counts on my fingers_ MANY MANY times I have jacked off, I’ve never had an issue with eye pain or pressure.

Yeah, if I experienced those types of symptoms, I would discuss it with a health professional. That’s certainly not usual.

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**Author:** ![janeslogin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@janeslogin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janeslogin)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/68 "2015-11-02T21:30:46Z")

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[QUOTE Doesn’t anybody do a search first anymore?[/QUOTE]

If everyone with a question did an exhaustive search how much forum would be left? Seriously?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/69 "2015-11-02T21:59:17Z")

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If zombies masturbate too much is it harmful for them?

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/70 "2015-11-03T00:15:47Z")

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> [@Bill\_Door](#):
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> I was told by the doctor treating me for glaucoma that I shouldn’t masturbate so much. I asked her if the old story about it making you go blind was true. She said, “No, but you’re making me uncomfortable.”

I realize that this a zombie but this reply really did make me LOL.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/71 "2015-11-03T01:43:42Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> If zombies masturbate too much is it harmful for them?

Well, seeing as they already have permanent priapsis as it is…

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-effects-of-frequent-masturbation/381130/72 "2015-11-03T05:34:23Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> At 3-5 times a day, I would add a line item in my monthly budget for lube.

Then buy it in the [large container](http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/). Hurry though, Only 3 left in stock.

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