# What are the funniest or most interesting bumper stickers? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 11, 2011, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818 "2011-12-11T10:48:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/41 "2011-12-12T15:12:58Z")
> [@Ibanez](#): > > I saw a “Support Pirates” ribbon, a variation of support the troops magnetic ribbon. I read this as Support Pilates. > [@jz78817](#): > > wasn’t a bumper sticker, but the printing on the back of a private delivery truck. > > “Driver carries no cash and is completely naked.” I know these things are so subjective, but I think this one is hysterical. Also the “this is the back of my car” one. Some others I just don’t really get. > [@Lacunae\_Matata](#): > > And a favorite recently-spotted one: Honk if you love Jesus. I saw _Honk if you love cheeses_ about a year ago. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/42 "2011-12-12T15:23:50Z")
> [@Hilary\_Algar](#): > > “My other car is a horse.” One of my favorites: “Ride a draft. It makes your butt look smaller.” > [@voguevixen](#): > > Thnough I once saw someone who had theirs _taped_ on the inside of their back window. What. You’re committed to human rights until you’re not? :rolleyes: To give that person the benefit of the doubt, I have put bumper stickers inside my car to circumvent having them defaced or torn off. I wouldn’t think support of human rights would be all that controversial, but one never knows. ---
**Author:** ![GreasyJack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@GreasyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreasyJack)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/43 "2011-12-13T00:10:05Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > To give that person the benefit of the doubt, I have put bumper stickers inside my car to circumvent having them defaced or torn off. I wouldn’t think support of human rights would be all that controversial, but one never knows. Plus now that most cars have essentially no non-painted surfaces, a bumper sticker is a bit more of a commitment than it once was. The whole reason why you put bumper stickers on bumpers is because they used to be unpainted, so you could peel them off if you sold the car or no longer liked Ike. Pulling a sticker off a painted plastic bumper is a bit of a crapshoot. So even if one is fully committed to equal rights, one might not be fully committed to that particular car. ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/44 "2011-12-13T00:35:26Z")
> [@Trepa\_Mayfield](#): > > Not any one in particular, but I love watching the evolution (ha!) of Jesus Fish stickers, and am always on the look-out for new ones. I saw one with ‘N Chips’ written in it, which I want. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/45 "2011-12-13T00:43:16Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > I saw one with ‘N Chips’ written in it, which I want. [You’re welcome.](http://www.zazzle.com/fish_n_chips_fish_bumper_sticker-128916411572434036) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/46 "2011-12-13T00:44:20Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > **Reunite Gondwanaland!** In that vein, I once had one that read “Pangaean Liberation Front.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/47 "2011-12-13T00:45:26Z")
“The weather is here-- wish you were beautiful.” ---
**Author:** ![Igrapeape](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Igrapeape](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Igrapeape)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/48 "2011-12-13T00:50:33Z")
My kid beat up your honor student Lost your cat? Check my tires. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/49 "2011-12-13T01:10:34Z")
> [@GreasyJack](#): > > Plus now that most cars have essentially no non-painted surfaces, a bumper sticker is a bit more of a commitment than it once was. The whole reason why you put bumper stickers on bumpers is because they used to be unpainted, so you could peel them off if you sold the car or no longer liked Ike. Pulling a sticker off a painted plastic bumper is a bit of a crapshoot. So even if one is fully committed to equal rights, one might not be fully committed to that particular car. and going even further, a bumper sticker is hardly sign of “commitment” to anything; in and of itself it’s little more than slacktivism. ---
**Author:** ![TheBori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ee7513/32.png) [@TheBori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBori)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/50 "2011-12-13T01:45:18Z")
We’ve got a “Give Blood, Play Rugby” sticker on our car. We get laughs in parking lots…or maybe that’s just for the car. ---
**Author:** ![obbn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d6d6ee/32.png) [@obbn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obbn)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/51 "2011-12-13T01:53:41Z")
I love the one that says: “Bad Cop, No Donut” ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/52 "2011-12-13T01:59:19Z")
Back in my misspent youth, I saw some pretty funny ones in the parking lots of various Grateful Dead shows, including: “My other car was seized by the DEA” and “My parents think I’m in college.” ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/53 "2011-12-13T02:29:25Z")
> [@obbn](#): > > I love the one that says: “Bad Cop, No Donut” And similarly, **D.A.R.E. to keep cops off donuts** ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/54 "2011-12-13T02:33:10Z")
> [@Igrapeape](#): > > My kid beat up your honor student And similarly, **My Yorkshire Terrier** [or your favorite breed here] **is smarter than your honor student** (which, BTW, I would likely find entirely believable.) ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/55 "2011-12-13T02:44:31Z")
I have the Coexist decal on my Jeep. I liked the one on the Wrangler with the huge muddin’ tires - placed upside down on the rear bumper - “If you can read this turn me over”. ---
**Author:** ![QuarkChild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c5a1d2/32.png) [@QuarkChild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuarkChild)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/56 "2011-12-14T18:36:12Z")
MILITANT AGNOSTIC I don’t know and you don’t either. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/57 "2011-12-14T20:44:50Z")
Republicans for Voldemort I never voted for Grover Norquist, did you? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/58 "2011-12-15T04:18:23Z")
Back during the run-up to the 2004 presidential election I saw one which read “Re-defeat Bush in 2004” and had the Democratic Party’s logo. Zing!! The late 70s/ early 80s were the heyday of the “I (heart icon) my cat / kid / weimeraner / Toyota / whatever.” bumper stickers. I got a set of circular sticky labels with a big drawing of a wood screw. They fit just great over all those hearts. I customized quite a few stickers on other folks’ cars. Nothing quite like a stuffy spoiled executive’s wife proudly telling the world she enjoys carnal relations with her Yorkie. I recently saw a new variation on the icthus fish. The fish body was filled in completely in bright yellow and had the word “Packers” in green. I also enjoy the colored magnetic ribbons that read “Support Chinese Ribbon Manufacturers.” ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/59 "2011-12-15T05:15:56Z")
The awareness ribbons: breast cancer, autism, etc. Well, the best one I’ve seen was printed with **Ribbon Awareness**. ---
**Author:** ![Dickerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@Dickerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dickerman)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/60 "2011-12-15T08:36:23Z")
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